For us Married With Children Fans....... Got this shirt in the mail today....... AL BUNDY LIVES!!!!!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Well, I finally did it! I mentioned a while back that I wanted to upgrade my audio system, so I just received delivery of a pair of KEF LS50 Wireless II speakers, and man, they are fantastic. This is my first foray into high-end audio, and I can now hear what it is all about. These are powered speakers, with each speaker having a separate built-in tweeter amp and woofer amp.

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After 39 years I’ve dismissed it in the songs.  Now that I see in mentioned in a thread, I’m intrigued to ask, what the hell is figgy pudding?

Oh, and it’s the season to share/give.  Share or give us this seafood casserole recipe!

https://www.history.com/news/the-holiday...as-pudding

TL;DR version: It's a British Christmas dessert, kind of like cake, that the article describes as "fruitcake crossed with Haggis then set on fire."

you had me at fruitcake, and then lost me exponentially with every word thereafter.

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I’ve actually eaten decent fruitcake before. I don’t remember where it came from. Probably a resurrected time capsule.

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I’ve actually eaten decent fruitcake before. I don’t remember where it came from. Probably a resurrected time capsule.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I’ve actually eaten decent fruitcake before. I don’t remember where it came from. Probably a resurrected time capsule.

I may have been liquored up at the time.

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I may have been liquored up at the time.

I knew there had to be a good explanation!

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My mother actually likes fruitcake…it actually explains a lot about her tbh!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I may have been liquored up at the time.

...a good fruitcake should help with that situation, too

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Idk if y’all remember me talking about my doctor and thinking she was hot and that the dentist wasn’t too shabby. That the dentist has very sexy eyes. And from what I could tell with the scrubs seemed to have an alright figure. I saw her after work today. No scrubs no mask. Holy [BLEEP]!!! Head to toe, absolutely gorgeous. Hands down a 9. I’d give it a ten, myself. Always thought she was good looking, but actually being able to see the figure and full face, Wasn’t expecting that!

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Idk if y’all remember me talking about my doctor and thinking she was hot and that the dentist wasn’t too shabby.  That the dentist has very sexy eyes. And from what I could tell with the scrubs seemed to have an alright figure.  I saw her after work today.  No scrubs no mask.  Holy [BLEEP]!!!  Head to toe, absolutely gorgeous.  Hands down a 9.  I’d give it a ten, myself.  Always thought she was good looking, but actually being able to see the figure and full face,  Wasn’t expecting that!

So tell me (And everyone else on this message board), Did you wait until you got home to rub one out? Or did your body have an autoresponse and it happened right then and there?

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Hmm, went straight home and rubbed one out.  But I had totally forgotten about it at that time.  Maybe next time.  Good idea. It’ll go like this:  I’m at the gas station, (as I was today).  I bit my tongue, scream in pain and ask if a Dr is in the house.  She instinctively rushes to respond.  Catches my eyes, hesitating only momentarily as she realizes Who I am, then pretends she doesn’t know. Every doctor has that patient that got away. She grabs my lapel with the left hand, the back of my head with the right, and says “I can kiss it and make it better”.  As we make out in front of the cash register, she realizes she have to bring out the big guns and perform some “oral” surgery.  She clears the registers counter of Bic lighters and fidget spinners.  Throws me on the counter and starts to “Opereate”. I capitalize the “O” because it was a big O.  She sends me a bill to return the favor and I already have the money in the bank and want to pay it off and give her a filling. Pt1.


Ya know, Porn Hub works just fine.  If I need an annual cleaning,  I’ll just see her at her office

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https://youtu.be/FGretcGCFRM

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https://youtu.be/FGretcGCFRM

That’s precisely what I was hearing in my head as the bic lighters hit the floor!   You’ve got other tunes for pt 2 when I’m sitting/laying in her chair at the office?  

If so, maybe we can collaborate and make some good selling stuff.  All we’ll need is enough money to pay a licensed dentist whose married to a licensed Orthodontist to perform.  I’ll try my good  looks.  But I don’t think that’ll cut it this time.

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Hmm, went straight home and rubbed one out.  But I had totally forgotten about it at that time.  Maybe next time.  Good idea. It’ll go like this:  I’m at the gas station, (as I was today).  I bit my tongue, scream in pain and ask if a Dr is in the house.  She instinctively rushes to respond.  Catches my eyes, hesitating only momentarily as she realizes Who I am, then pretends she doesn’t know. Every doctor has that patient that got away. She grabs my lapel with the left hand, the back of my head with the right, and says “I can kiss it and make it better”.  As we make out in front of the cash register, she realizes she have to bring out the big guns and perform some “oral” surgery.  She clears the registers counter of Bic lighters and fidget spinners.  Throws me on the counter and starts to “Opereate”. I capitalize the “O” because it was a big O.  She sends me a bill to return the favor and I already have the money in the bank and want to pay it off and give her a filling. Pt1.


Ya know, Porn Hub works just fine.  If I need an annual cleaning,  I’ll just see her at her office

Calling Penthouse Forum.....

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

https://youtu.be/FGretcGCFRM

That’s precisely what I was hearing in my head as the bic lighters hit the floor!   You’ve got other tunes for pt 2 when I’m sitting/laying in her chair at the office?  

If so, maybe we can collaborate and make some good selling stuff.  All we’ll need is enough money to pay a licensed dentist whose married to a licensed Orthodontist to perform.  I’ll try my good  looks.  But I don’t think that’ll cut it this time.

How does she compare to my prior dermatologist in FL?  You can Google Sarah Ferrer-Bruker.

Hmmmm.  Looks like she opened an office in St. Augustine.  She was with Park Avenue Dermatology in Fleming Island.  I would've had to changed to her new office if I was still there.  

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This is an interesting trivia fact...... Who knew?

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

That’s precisely what I was hearing in my head as the bic lighters hit the floor!   You’ve got other tunes for pt 2 when I’m sitting/laying in her chair at the office?  

If so, maybe we can collaborate and make some good selling stuff.  All we’ll need is enough money to pay a licensed dentist whose married to a licensed Orthodontist to perform.  I’ll try my good  looks.  But I don’t think that’ll cut it this time.

How does she compare to my prior dermatologist in FL?  You can Google Sarah Ferrer-Bruker.

Hmmmm.  Looks like she opened an office in St. Augustine.  She was with Park Avenue Dermatology in Fleming Island.  I would've had to changed to her new office if I was still there.  

Just looked her up.  That is a good looking doctor indeed.  Given the choice, I would still pick my dentist. Fairly easy call.   Not that I  would complain about that dermatologist. Sure wouldn’t kill me 


Edit: your question made me google my dentist as well.  Idk if it’s correct or not, but one site shows that she is 55.  I’m not sure it is right though.  The pics are of her and she is still hot.  But she has younger kids.  If she’s 55, then I’d love to see what she looked like at 25/30.   Even a 26 yr old employee ( one that was a patient of hers as well) was googly eyeing her.

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Hmm, went straight home and rubbed one out.  

I easily could have made it through the rest of my life without this information.

But hey, thanks for waiting to get home and not doing it in the parking lot.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Hmm, went straight home and rubbed one out.  

I easily could have made it through the rest of my life without this information.

But hey, thanks for waiting to get home and not doing it in the parking lot.

Mmmm, Lawdy! You just gave me some material for tomorrow!  

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That’s precisely what I was hearing in my head as the bic lighters hit the floor!   You’ve got other tunes for pt 2 when I’m sitting/laying in her chair at the office?  

If so, maybe we can collaborate and make some good selling stuff.  All we’ll need is enough money to pay a licensed dentist whose married to a licensed Orthodontist to perform.  I’ll try my good  looks.  But I don’t think that’ll cut it this time.

How does she compare to my prior dermatologist in FL?  You can Google Sarah Ferrer-Bruker.

Hmmmm.  Looks like she opened an office in St. Augustine.  She was with Park Avenue Dermatology in Fleming Island.  I would've had to changed to her new office if I was still there.  

Lol she went to Nova. That is a joke of a medical program. You'd be better off going to Dr Van Nostram (Seinfeld)

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption