(11-30-2021, 08:01 PM)Jags Wrote: Hmm, went straight home and rubbed one out.  But I had totally forgotten about it at that time.  Maybe next time.  Good idea. It’ll go like this:  I’m at the gas station, (as I was today).  I bit my tongue, scream in pain and ask if a Dr is in the house.  She instinctively rushes to respond.  Catches my eyes, hesitating only momentarily as she realizes Who I am, then pretends she doesn’t know. Every doctor has that patient that got away. She grabs my lapel with the left hand, the back of my head with the right, and says “I can kiss it and make it better”.  As we make out in front of the cash register, she realizes she have to bring out the big guns and perform some “oral” surgery.  She clears the registers counter of Bic lighters and fidget spinners.  Throws me on the counter and starts to “Opereate”. I capitalize the “O” because it was a big O.  She sends me a bill to return the favor and I already have the money in the bank and want to pay it off and give her a filling. Pt1.


Ya know, Porn Hub works just fine.  If I need an annual cleaning,  I’ll just see her at her office