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(This post was last modified: 05-29-2022, 07:01 PM by Jags. Edited 1 time in total.)

Aniston is still hot, got better with age.  Moore still hot.  Can I add in Selma Hayek?  She’s in her fifties and still posting naked pics.  I can certainly think of worse things to do at that age.

This is supposedly her at 54

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(05-29-2022, 11:04 AM)The Drifter Wrote: OK, I need to rant about this a little bit...... I know it may seem trivial but...... I think that the computer keyboard needs to be redesigned, I keep hitting one particular key and only notice that I did after I've typed a [BLEEP] load of text so...... To all you computer hardware designers, either move the [BLEEP] caps lock key or get rid of the [BLEEP] thing...... DEATH TO THE CAPS LOCK KEY! There, I've said it!!!!!!!

Agree.  What's the point when software can convert text to ALL CAPS these days.
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(This post was last modified: 05-30-2022, 05:32 AM by captivating.)

I always knew a bar mitzvah as a coming of age ceremony. I never thought it would be the coming of the aged ceremony.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/sabbath-se...x-on-zoom/
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(05-30-2022, 05:32 AM)captivating Wrote: I always knew a bar mitzvah as a coming of age ceremony. I never thought it would be the coming of the aged ceremony.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/sabbath-se...x-on-zoom/

Obvious takeaway: always bring a bat to a Bat-Mitzvah.
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(05-29-2022, 06:59 PM)Jags Wrote: Aniston is still hot, got better with age.  Moore still hot.  Can I add in Selma Hayek?  She’s in her fifties and still posting naked pics.  I can certainly think of worse things to do at that age.

This is supposedly her at 54

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Jennifer Lopez as well and Shakira. I had a thing for Hayek since I was 7 years old. Between the bar scene dance in From Dusk Till Dawn and her in Desperado across the whole movie she's hot as [BLEEP]. Marisa Tomei for 57, too. DAMN! Check her out in "The Wrestler" if you ever have the time. 

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The wife said it was too hot outside today to do anything so she gave me the all clear to med up..

So..

I'm stoned off my [BLEEP], eatin Buc-ee nuggs, drinkin some homemade southern sweet tea and watchin Stranger Things..

Such a great day!!
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(05-30-2022, 03:05 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: The wife said it was too hot outside today to do anything so she gave me the all clear to med up..

So..

I'm stoned off my [BLEEP], eatin Buc-ee nuggs, drinkin some homemade southern sweet tea and watchin Stranger Things..

Such a great day!!

I'm not sure how ST would look for me if I were stoned. Lol
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(05-30-2022, 07:26 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(05-30-2022, 03:05 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: The wife said it was too hot outside today to do anything so she gave me the all clear to med up..

So..

I'm stoned off my [BLEEP], eatin Buc-ee nuggs, drinkin some homemade southern sweet tea and watchin Stranger Things..

Such a great day!!

I'm not sure how ST would look for me if I were stoned. Lol

Pretty intense lol
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(05-30-2022, 07:26 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(05-30-2022, 03:05 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: The wife said it was too hot outside today to do anything so she gave me the all clear to med up..

So..

I'm stoned off my [BLEEP], eatin Buc-ee nuggs, drinkin some homemade southern sweet tea and watchin Stranger Things..

Such a great day!!

I'm not sure how ST would look for me if I were stoned. Lol

It might make season 4 make sense.
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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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Well, apparently all the free golf is having the desired effect. I've broken 90 two of my last three rounds.
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(05-29-2022, 11:04 AM)The Drifter Wrote: OK, I need to rant about this a little bit...... I know it may seem trivial but...... I think that the computer keyboard needs to be redesigned, I keep hitting one particular key and only notice that I did after I've typed a [BLEEP] load of text so...... To all you computer hardware designers, either move the [BLEEP] caps lock key or get rid of the [BLEEP] thing...... DEATH TO THE CAPS LOCK KEY! There, I've said it!!!!!!!

If you are on Windows search your system for "Toggle Keys". It can beep whenever you turn CAPS LOCK on or off. Saved me a bunch of headaches, I tend to type in a flurry of keystrokes but also tab around when working forms and things like that.

Doesn't help if you are blasting metal through headphones while using your computer, though Wink

(05-31-2022, 11:03 AM)RicoTx Wrote: Well, apparently all the free golf is having the desired effect.  I've broken 90 two of my last three rounds.

....let us know when you can get in a full 18 holes!

Laughing
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(This post was last modified: 05-31-2022, 01:38 PM by WingerDinger. Edited 1 time in total.)

I just paid off my mortgage, my new car that I just purchased and all of my credit cards and other lines of credit that I had..

Both my wife and I are officially retired at age 47..

Feels wonderful!!
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(05-31-2022, 01:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: I just paid off my mortgage, my new car that I just purchased and all of my credit cards and other lines of credit that I had..

Both my wife and I are officially retired at age 47..

Feels wonderful!!

This is my goal man. Retire before I hit 50. Well done!
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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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(05-31-2022, 01:48 PM)Caldrac Wrote:
(05-31-2022, 01:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: I just paid off my mortgage, my new car that I just purchased and all of my credit cards and other lines of credit that I had..

Both my wife and I are officially retired at age 47..

Feels wonderful!!

This is my goal man. Retire before I hit 50. Well done!

It took some tragedies to get to this point, but thank you very much!!
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(05-31-2022, 01:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: I just paid off my mortgage, my new car that I just purchased and all of my credit cards and other lines of credit that I had..

Both my wife and I are officially retired at age 47..

Feels wonderful!!

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(05-31-2022, 01:53 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(05-31-2022, 01:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: I just paid off my mortgage, my new car that I just purchased and all of my credit cards and other lines of credit that I had..

Both my wife and I are officially retired at age 47..

Feels wonderful!!

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Yes sir!!

I'm smiling ear to ear.. Could be the Strawberry Diesel too lolol
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(05-31-2022, 11:03 AM)RicoTx Wrote: Well, apparently all the free golf is having the desired effect.  I've broken 90 two of my last three rounds.

I'm assuming you're on the senior tees now? 
Tongue

Seriously, well done. Breaking 90 is really fun golf. 
I shot a 77 yesterday. 

It may have been a par 63 executive course only 4800 yards deep, but I SHOT A 77! 
LOL
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(05-31-2022, 03:02 PM)NYC4jags Wrote:
(05-31-2022, 11:03 AM)RicoTx Wrote: Well, apparently all the free golf is having the desired effect.  I've broken 90 two of my last three rounds.

I'm assuming you're on the senior tees now? 
Tongue

Seriously, well done. Breaking 90 is really fun golf. 
I shot a 77 yesterday. 

It may have been a par 63 executive course only 4800 yards deep, but I SHOT A 77! 
LOL

Still playing the whites (which are blue on our course Cry 6200 ).  As long as I can still get off of the tee at 225-250, I'll avoid the senior tees.
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Congrats Winger! Drinks are on you! Not in the body shot kind of way…well, you know what I mean.

That’s [BLEEP] awesome dude!
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