At least you got to see him though. He's definitely a face on MLB's Mount Rushmore. Sadly, there may be another Yankee or two with him lol

Kind of a coincidence.. After a Yankee game one night, someone that looked like George The Animal Steel tried washin my uncles windshield. Hey, ya never know lolol

Fun fact:  obviously his wrestling persona was an act but did you realize that he had a masters degree and was a teacher.  Oh, and his name was William Myers.

Well [BLEEP].. I actually believed he lived in a tree when I was a kid lolol

All them turnbuckles couldn't have been good for the digestive system either lol

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I'm also gonna add, George The Animal Steel looked more like a gorilla than Gorilla Monsoon did lolol

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I know a guy that put Ape Hangers on his Harley..... he told me the reason.... He said that if he ever got pulled over, he'd already be in the position..... LOL

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Now these are the kind of Flu Shots I can deal with..... LOL.....

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Todays edition of my Home Bar...... As you can see, I keep it very well stocked........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

As if I wasn’t freaked out enough about the possibility of having to get a pacemaker, they call this afternoon and reschedule my appointment for tomorrow until next week.  [BLEEP].

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After 5 days without internet I have a somewhat new appreciation for it. Other than streaming TV you don't realize how much you do online until you can't. The issue is finally fixed.

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As if I wasn’t freaked out enough about the possibility of having to get a pacemaker, they call this afternoon and reschedule my appointment for tomorrow until next week.  [BLEEP].

If I see this guy at Walmart…

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I’ll know it’s you.

That being said, I feel for ya. Thoughts and prayers, dude.

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As if I wasn’t freaked out enough about the possibility of having to get a pacemaker, they call this afternoon and reschedule my appointment for tomorrow until next week.  [BLEEP].

If you were critical or high risk they wouldn't reschedule you. That's what makes sense anyway. Hopefully that is 100% the case.

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As if I wasn’t freaked out enough about the possibility of having to get a pacemaker, they call this afternoon and reschedule my appointment for tomorrow until next week.  [BLEEP].

If you were critical or high risk they wouldn't reschedule you. That's what makes sense anyway. Hopefully that is 100% the case.

Dr Americus!  That’s probably a better way to make him feel better.  Nice job!  I don’t have those skills.  I’m envious. But seriously, keep an eye out at Walmarts and [BLEEP].  He’ll probably crop dust ya.  Seen him do it before.  Had to put my pomegranates back.

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Hey guys. Whoah, whoah, listen. No, wait, hang on. Stop. Listen. Listen to me real quick. No, you’re not listening. Listen to this. If you’re having hiccups from over drinking and want peanut butter, I can tell you that Reese’s cookies work too. It took me 4-5. Youre vileage may marry.

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I was just fooling around on Amazon to see if there were any DVD's that I liked that I didn't already have.... No such luck..... Just then, something happened that sparked a very distant memory of a film I saw years ago..... So I type in the title and Lo and Behold, They had it in stock. Not only that, but they also had the follow up to it so..... I ordered them both..... What were the movies you ask? I'll tell you.....Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Return of The Killer Tomatoes..... 2 classic schlock movies from the past.... Sometimes a good schlock movie is all you will need to be entertained!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Holy smokes guys. I just learned about the "jock tax". That is some messed up ish right there.

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As if I wasn’t freaked out enough about the possibility of having to get a pacemaker, they call this afternoon and reschedule my appointment for tomorrow until next week.  [BLEEP].

If you were critical or high risk they wouldn't reschedule you. That's what makes sense anyway. Hopefully that is 100% the case.

I get that.  I just want to get the evaluation over with and find out.  I already know they won’t decide anything at the appointment.  I’m sure I’ll have to wear a Holter monitor (basically a mini-EKG) for a week or so.  So that’s another week before I find out.  Bad pun…but the wait is what’s killing me.

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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some worse news."
Patient: "Nothing good? I'll take the bad news first."
Doctor: "The test results indicate you only have around 30 days to live."
Patient: "What could possibly worse than that??"
Doctor: "Well, I've been trying to get in touch with you for about two weeks..."

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What a nice day.. Sunny skies, hardly any clouds, a little chill in the air, got the sun roof open, got the tunes pumpin and me and the wife are headin down to go re-up for the month on vegetables lolol

Great day!!

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What a nice day.. Sunny skies, hardly any clouds, a little chill in the air, got the sun roof open, got the tunes pumpin and me and the wife are headin down to go re-up for the month on vegetables lolol

Great day!!

An absolutely perfect day to visit the farmer's market. 

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What a nice day.. Sunny skies, hardly any clouds, a little chill in the air, got the sun roof open, got the tunes pumpin and me and the wife are headin down to go re-up for the month on vegetables lolol

Great day!!

An absolutely perfect day to visit the farmer's market. 

Yes sir!! lolol

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I'm actually starting to feel like a chemist. There's so much to learn about spa chemicals, I think I finally the right p/h chemical mixture down.. Yikes.. add this, add that, check this, check that. What does the test strip say?

"Baby.. what does it mean if the test strip is showing blue?"

"It means we're gonna have a boy, right?"

"Depends.. did you pee on it or did you dunk it in the hot tub?"

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If you were critical or high risk they wouldn't reschedule you. That's what makes sense anyway. Hopefully that is 100% the case.

Dr Americus!  That’s probably a better way to make him feel better.  Nice job!  I don’t have those skills.  I’m envious. But seriously, keep an eye out at Walmarts and [BLEEP].  He’ll probably crop dust ya.  Seen him do it before.  Had to put my pomegranates back.

My practical side came out. What can I say?

Plus, I don't mess with people and medical stuff. I've had my own stuff to deal with over the last 8 years and my parents and in-laws are up in years with health issues so I have some compassion and perspective now that I did not have before.

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I wonder if I sound sincere when I apologize or empathize with people when I’m marshaling out here.  Because I generally don’t give a flying [BLEEP] what they’re complaining about.

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