(11-18-2022, 08:14 PM)Jags Wrote: The best ones I’ve seen in person were a dry cleaner nearby.  They always had super witty/funny signs.  One of which I remember simply said “drop your pants here”. Or something of the sorts.  There’s a church over in JCP that is also a nursery, or let’s a nursery sell plants.  They usually have a sign that says “it’s Spring! I’m so excited I wet my plants”. I get a kick out of the “dad” jokes.  Even if they’re not really dad jokes.  I’m a sucker for puns.

Ya know what's that a sign of?

And here's a hint.. It's not a sign of growing up.

It's a sign that you have reached the mountain top. The precipice of golden grotesque. The heavens of heinousness. 

In other words, you've seen, said, heard, repeated, dreamt of, actually done, bragged about it, felt ashamed about it, fetishized it and feel liberated about it. 

I'll be the first to welcome you aboard.. So because you have seen, said and done all, you went back to the basics. And the basics are classic and they'll never die. Those, are the dad jokes.. And they'll forever be funny.

You went full circle..

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