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#6,941
11-23-2023, 07:26 AM

Plant Earth produces and endless supply of beautiful women. Supermodels, movie stars, they just keep showing up. It's really a wonderful thing.
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#6,942
11-23-2023, 08:38 AM

(11-23-2023, 07:26 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: Plant Earth produces and endless supply of beautiful women.  Supermodels, movie stars, they just keep showing up.  It's really a wonderful thing.

It really is.
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#6,943
11-23-2023, 04:46 PM

I just drove a 2019 Mustang Bullitt.

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#6,944
11-23-2023, 08:05 PM

(11-23-2023, 04:46 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: I just drove a 2019 Mustang Bullitt.

Oh
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Gawd

*jealous*
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#6,945
11-25-2023, 12:01 PM

My latest FB post: My basic philosophies on life. 1) I don't care what people may say about me, either to my face or behind my back. 2) I don't care what people think about me, if they have a problem with me, that's their problem and I'm sure as Hell not going to make it mine 3) I don't care what people's opinion of me may be. Opinions are like [BLEEP], everyone's got one. 4) "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" Hunter S Thompson. And last but not least..... 5) [BLEEP]'EM if they can't take a joke!!!!!!
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#6,946
11-26-2023, 03:39 PM (This post was last modified: 11-26-2023, 04:31 PM by The Drifter. Edited 2 times in total.)

Things you never needed to know but..... now that you do, there is no turning back...... LOL  (Click on link for pic)



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#6,947
11-27-2023, 12:28 PM

(11-25-2023, 12:01 PM)The Drifter Wrote: My latest FB post: My basic philosophies on life. 1) I don't care what people may say about me, either to my face or behind my back. 2) I don't care what people think about me, if they have a problem with me, that's their problem and I'm sure as Hell not going to make it mine 3) I don't care what people's opinion of me may be. Opinions are like [BLEEP], everyone's got one. 4) "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" Hunter S Thompson. And last but not least..... 5) [BLEEP]'EM if they can't take a joke!!!!!!

I'll just say it's ironic to post a "I don't care what others think about me" post to social media.
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#6,948
11-27-2023, 01:30 PM

(11-27-2023, 12:28 PM)Mikey Wrote:
(11-25-2023, 12:01 PM)The Drifter Wrote: My latest FB post: My basic philosophies on life. 1) I don't care what people may say about me, either to my face or behind my back. 2) I don't care what people think about me, if they have a problem with me, that's their problem and I'm sure as Hell not going to make it mine 3) I don't care what people's opinion of me may be. Opinions are like [BLEEP], everyone's got one. 4) "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" Hunter S Thompson. And last but not least..... 5) [BLEEP]'EM if they can't take a joke!!!!!!

I'll just say it's ironic to post a "I don't care what others think about me" post to social media.
*Post it twice
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#6,949
11-28-2023, 11:19 AM

I lived in a rough neighborhood, nothing but Green Berets that would beat you up for looking at them wrong...... Wish I could remember the number of that Girl Scout Troop.......... LOL

Never buy a Dream Catcher from the dollar store..... LOL
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#6,950
11-29-2023, 05:27 PM

I’ve always asserted that one engineer every year should be hauled out and shot in front of other engineers. Then, these situations go away.

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11-29-2023, 06:55 PM

I worked Auto Salvage back in the early 80's....... I forget what model it was but I do remember it was a FULL SIZE Lincoln (back when they were the size of tanks) that I had to remove the entire dash board assembly to get the master cylinder off the car. Some numb nuts designed it with the bolts on the INSIDE of the firewall, not on the outside under the hood, no, that would have been to damn easy............
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#6,952
11-30-2023, 11:32 AM

If carrots are so good for the eyes, why are there so many rabbits that are roadkill on the freeway?
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#6,954
12-01-2023, 09:22 AM (This post was last modified: 12-01-2023, 09:22 AM by RicoTx.)

The weather guy on the local news out here has viewers send in pictures of their dogs for the 'dog walking forecast' every day.

Today's dog was a basset hound named....Duval!
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12-01-2023, 09:28 AM

(12-01-2023, 09:22 AM)RicoTx Wrote: The weather guy on the local news out here has viewers send in pictures of their dogs for the 'dog walking forecast' every day.

Today's dog was a basset hound named....Duval!

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#6,956
12-04-2023, 12:26 PM

One for the philosophers........ What the hell were the other failed Nogs before they settle on egg??????
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#6,957
12-04-2023, 06:51 PM

(12-04-2023, 12:26 PM)The Drifter Wrote: One for the philosophers........ What the hell were the other failed Nogs before they settle on egg??????

I don't even care. Rum and eggnog is freaking delicious.
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#6,958
12-06-2023, 08:22 PM

The most American thing you’ll ever see.

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12-07-2023, 08:28 AM

(12-06-2023, 08:22 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: The most American thing you’ll ever see.

https://youtube.com/shorts/TXF4Gs_D-gA?s...j1j3uXrbHY

I humbly disagree on the #1 ranking.

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#6,960
12-07-2023, 01:50 PM

Call a women beautiful 1000 times and she won't think twice about it. Call her fat just once and she'll always remember that. Well, elephants never forget..........

Definition of the word "Rebar": When you visit the same bar twice in one night............
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