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#7,141
02-29-2024, 03:43 PM

(02-29-2024, 02:35 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: Happy bissextile, everyone.

I'm afraid to look that word up. Back in the early 2000s (2004 or so) me and my now ex husband were looking around the livingroom and whatever we saw we typed it into the search engine of the time, example: pencil.com; lamp.com, etc. 

We put in blackkitty.com and got quite the eyeful.  Laughing I think I still have PTS from that incident. Lol
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02-29-2024, 03:45 PM

(02-29-2024, 03:43 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-29-2024, 02:35 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: Happy bissextile, everyone.

I'm afraid to look that word up. Back in the early 2000s (2004 or so) me and my now ex husband were looking around the livingroom and whatever we saw we typed it into the search engine of the time, example: pencil.com; lamp.com, etc. 

We put in blackkitty.com and got quite the eyeful.  Laughing I think I still have PTS from that incident. Lol

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02-29-2024, 03:46 PM (This post was last modified: 02-29-2024, 03:47 PM by WingerDinger. Edited 1 time in total.)

(02-29-2024, 03:43 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-29-2024, 02:35 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: Happy bissextile, everyone.

I'm afraid to look that word up. Back in the early 2000s (2004 or so) me and my now ex husband were looking around the livingroom and whatever we saw we typed it into the search engine of the time, example: pencil.com; lamp.com, etc. 

We put in blackkitty.com and got quite the eyeful.  Laughing I think I still have PTS from that incident. Lol

Leap year.. My eyes have seen it all and I'm immune, so of course I looked it up lol

First thing I thought of was a real old prostitution mill.. Like the ole time textile mills lol
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02-29-2024, 07:36 PM

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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03-01-2024, 08:51 AM

Should I be worried that a psychology student wants to bring me in for show and tell.
Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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03-01-2024, 07:51 PM

(02-28-2024, 10:04 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-28-2024, 07:52 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Keanu Reeves refused to present Whoopi Goldberg's Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars:
"I'm not gonna be known as the guy who gave a horrible person my industry's highest honor."

Link?

Appears to be fake news. Doesnt fit his past character either.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2...ally-fake/
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03-02-2024, 06:41 AM

(03-01-2024, 08:51 AM)The Drifter Wrote: Should I be worried that a psychology student wants to bring me in for show and tell.

Show and tell for whom?  Kids?  Other psychology students?  Whom would he be showing you to?
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03-02-2024, 08:40 AM

(03-02-2024, 06:41 AM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(03-01-2024, 08:51 AM)The Drifter Wrote: Should I be worried that a psychology student wants to bring me in for show and tell.

Show and tell for whom?  Kids?  Other psychology students?  Whom would he be showing you to?

Jaguars Woman? Is that you?   Tongue
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03-02-2024, 09:16 AM (This post was last modified: 03-02-2024, 09:18 AM by The Real Marty. Edited 3 times in total.)

(03-02-2024, 08:40 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(03-02-2024, 06:41 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: Show and tell for whom?  Kids?  Other psychology students?  Whom would he be showing you to?

Jaguars Woman? Is that you?   Tongue

I'm saying if it's show and tell for a 2nd grade class, and he's the subject, a lot of [BLEEP] could hit the fan, and he wouldn't want to be any part of that.

I do miss JW, by the way.  She was pretty entertaining.
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#7,150
03-02-2024, 02:36 PM

Went to Arby's with the wife for lunch today.. Got some weird looks cause I always disassemble my beef n cheddar and just eat the roast beef.. Too much bread, yuck..

Wish they sold that stuff in cups or something.

Just give me a cup of beef n cheddar with a small side of jalapeño bites.. They can keep that Bronco Sauce too..
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03-02-2024, 04:41 PM

In Living Color was one of the best comedy shows ever.

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03-02-2024, 05:08 PM

(03-02-2024, 02:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Went to Arby's with the wife for lunch today.. Got some weird looks cause I always disassemble my beef n cheddar and just eat the roast beef.. Too much bread, yuck..

Wish they sold that stuff in cups or something.

Just give me a cup of beef n cheddar with a small side of jalapeño bites.. They can keep that Bronco Sauce too..

Are you sure that's why you got the weird looks?
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03-02-2024, 05:36 PM

(03-02-2024, 05:08 PM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(03-02-2024, 02:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Went to Arby's with the wife for lunch today.. Got some weird looks cause I always disassemble my beef n cheddar and just eat the roast beef.. Too much bread, yuck..

Wish they sold that stuff in cups or something.

Just give me a cup of beef n cheddar with a small side of jalapeño bites.. They can keep that Bronco Sauce too..

Are you sure that's why you got the weird looks?

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03-03-2024, 11:19 AM

Replace the water with coffee and we can call it, Fact Check, True..

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03-03-2024, 05:46 PM

(03-02-2024, 02:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Went to Arby's with the wife for lunch today.. Got some weird looks cause I always disassemble my beef n cheddar and just eat the roast beef.. Too much bread, yuck..

Wish they sold that stuff in cups or something.

Just give me a cup of beef n cheddar with a small side of jalapeño bites.. They can keep that Bronco Sauce too..

I order burgers without the bun so you can always order that sandwich without the bun.
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03-03-2024, 06:24 PM

In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?
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03-04-2024, 09:24 AM

(03-03-2024, 06:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?

Technically, I believe that would make her daughter the dog.  Which parent the daughter inherited her looks from is another question.
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03-04-2024, 09:38 AM

(03-03-2024, 06:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?

"Owner" is the word they are looking for, this anthropomorphization of animals needs to stop.
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03-04-2024, 10:39 AM

Swearing off Corn Flakes for life!!!!!! And I hate bland food........ LOL

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03-04-2024, 10:50 AM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2024, 10:53 AM by Mikey.)

(03-02-2024, 02:36 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Went to Arby's with the wife for lunch today.. Got some weird looks cause I always disassemble my beef n cheddar and just eat the roast beef.. Too much bread, yuck..

Wish they sold that stuff in cups or something.

Just give me a cup of beef n cheddar with a small side of jalapeño bites.. They can keep that Bronco Sauce too..

...have you asked for sammich with no bread? Not sure if they'd interpret that as cheddar on the side or super sloppy wrapper, but could make for a fun lunch
(03-03-2024, 06:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?

I like that we as humans will happily ask a stranger what their dog's name is, but never introduce ourselves or ask the stranger's name. Priorities.
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(03-03-2024, 06:24 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?

"Owner" is the word they are looking for, this anthropomorphization of animals needs to stop.

Hey, you don't know if that pup needed nursing or not.
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