In Costco I see a woman wearing a "Dog Mom" t-shirt. I don't get this fad of conflating animal ownership with parenthood, but that's another discussion. Anyway, what I want to know is if she's a dog mom, does that officially make her a [BLEEP]?

"Owner" is the word they are looking for, this anthropomorphization of animals needs to stop.

You tell ‘em, dawg!

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I've been done wrong by a lot of people in my life.

But I've never been wronged by a pet..

The ones in my household get priority..

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WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins, and robotic gnomes Wanna join??

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins, and robotic gnomes Wanna join??

Sorry, I cannot, as I am not an evil gummy bear, ninja penguin or robotic gnome.

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Charges: Minnesota woman tried to blame identical twin for crash that killed 2 children in Amish buggy – Twin Cities

"...According to the complaint, Samantha had also searched “What happens if you get in an accident with an Amish buggy and kill two people,” “how to lock an iphone cops have,” and “if you hit a buggy and kill two people are you going to prison?” and similar searches..."

Google AI: "Um...yeah."

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I'll always be a Tyson fan.. Followed his career from the very start.

https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/176...ojQ5g&s=19

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https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/1765747...HZvYg&s=19

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The reason that Aliens completely hide from us......... Or....... land and abduct people the rest of us won't believe in the first place...... LOL


https://www.gocomics.com/pricklycity/2024/03/09

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I'm having a golfing Jones.  It's packed so I may have to go over and horn in on somebody's group of three.  I do see some singles available.

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The Comic Strip "Zits" One of my favorites. This is for all you spicy food lovers out there. I used to have a titanium gut in my youth, but now, it's rusted like a broken down 56 Ford that's been sitting in a field from like the mid 60's.............

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

The Comic Strip "Zits" One of my favorites. This is for all you spicy food lovers out there. I used to have a titanium gut in my youth, but now, it's rusted like a broken down 56 Ford that's been sitting in a field from like the mid 60's.............

Sounds like me.. I love spicy foods. Curry, jalapeños ect ect.. Grew up on it.

I add Sriracha on almost anything. Cholula on everything else..  I can definitely stand the heat, but once it's so hot that it loses its flavor, I lose interest..

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Bucket List Item #420
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/stat...seYGA&s=19

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So, in the men's professional cycling peloton the guys will take a 'nature break' while riding. Most of the time they do it outside of populated areas and cameras pan away when this happens since no one wants to see them pulling their junk out and whizzing. They don't always pan away fast enough and I've seen some skin.

I'm currently watching a race in Belgium and this dude takes his nature break in town and gives spectators a golden shower. He'll likely get fined if it's reported or the commissar saw it. 

Crazy.

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So, in the men's professional cycling peloton the guys will take a 'nature break' while riding. Most of the time they do it outside of populated areas and cameras pan away when this happens since no one wants to see them pulling their junk out and whizzing. They don't always pan away fast enough and I've seen some skin.

I'm currently watching a race in Belgium and this dude takes his nature break in town and gives spectators a golden shower. He'll likely get fined if it's reported or the commissar saw it. 

Crazy.

If I ever go to one of those things, I'm taking a broom handle..

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So, in the men's professional cycling peloton the guys will take a 'nature break' while riding. Most of the time they do it outside of populated areas and cameras pan away when this happens since no one wants to see them pulling their junk out and whizzing. They don't always pan away fast enough and I've seen some skin.

I'm currently watching a race in Belgium and this dude takes his nature break in town and gives spectators a golden shower. He'll likely get fined if it's reported or the commissar saw it. 

Crazy.

If I ever go to one of those things, I'm taking a broom handle..

There are so many ways this could be misunderstood....

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

If I ever go to one of those things, I'm taking a broom handle..

There are so many ways this could be misunderstood....

Out of your top 3 answers, 2 could be right..

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I don't think Jake Paul understands to world of [BLEEP] he just fell into lolol

https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/176...pC7_g&s=19

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So, in the men's professional cycling peloton the guys will take a 'nature break' while riding. Most of the time they do it outside of populated areas and cameras pan away when this happens since no one wants to see them pulling their junk out and whizzing. They don't always pan away fast enough and I've seen some skin.

I'm currently watching a race in Belgium and this dude takes his nature break in town and gives spectators a golden shower. He'll likely get fined if it's reported or the commissar saw it. 

Crazy.

is there an aerodynamic reason why one wouldn't just whizz away while riding?

Kinda like dropping an oil slick in a car chase, might have some unforeseen advantages, especially in getting that pesky french rider off your tail.

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If I ever go to one of those things, I'm taking a broom handle..

There are so many ways this could be misunderstood....

Hey, you never know when your favorite rider breaks his seat post, and here comes winger with his handle to save the day!

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So, in the men's professional cycling peloton the guys will take a 'nature break' while riding. Most of the time they do it outside of populated areas and cameras pan away when this happens since no one wants to see them pulling their junk out and whizzing. They don't always pan away fast enough and I've seen some skin.

I'm currently watching a race in Belgium and this dude takes his nature break in town and gives spectators a golden shower. He'll likely get fined if it's reported or the commissar saw it. 

Crazy.

is there an aerodynamic reason why one wouldn't just whizz away while riding?

Kinda like dropping an oil slick in a car chase, might have some unforeseen advantages, especially in getting that pesky french rider off your tail.

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There are so many ways this could be misunderstood....

Hey, you never know when your favorite rider breaks his seat post, and here comes winger with his handle to save the day!

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