Smelling Your Partner’s Farts Might Actually Help You Live Longer

No one likes being in the presence of a person who farts too much; the smell is often intolerable. However, new research shows that smelling farts might help a person live longer.

https://www.meowgag.com/2017/11/19/smell...ve-longer/

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

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In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

Meanwhile, the death toll from the elevator incident continues to rise.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I'd rather die early.

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Now if we can only zero in on whether the gasses emitted after eating boiled eggs or perhaps a Chinese dinner are more beneficial to your life expectancy.

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Finally, my life's work is vindicated.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

All we are is dust in the wind.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

Evidently so am I. And I thank God every time it happens that I do not have a sense of smell because even my husband can barely tolerate some of his air grenades.

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