A grumpy old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was a lot of young ladies in gala and one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative,young lady. I am just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action in your duty.”
“Yes,young lady, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy of music and vine.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you made love?”
“1958,young lady.”
“Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1958! She took his hand and led him to a empty room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.
Thereafter, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1958.”
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2115 now.”

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