From today's Ozone.

Carlos from Mexico City, Mexico:
So, if a team was planning to announce a change in its uniform color - say, their gloves, socks or maybe even their helmet - and you asked the editor of the team’s website as to when they could announce such a change – would the editor's answer be perhaps the owners meeting, the combine, the draft? On second thought, he may not know anything about it, I guess ...
John: If such a thing were to happen, and the team’s senior writer were to receive a question about it, he might say maybe there would be an announcement coming soon. Like within a few days – that is, if he knew anything about it. If he were allowed to say anything. If he wasn’t worried about the guys in the black sunglasses and suits behind the door grabbing him from behind. But why would he be worried about that? He is after all, a well-known, well-respected part of the team. He indeed might be thought of as part of the very fabric of his community – a pillar if you will. Or even if you won’t. If a man so beloved were to disappear without a trace it would be a big deal – a crisis if you will. Or even if you won’t. His fans would clamor for news of his whereabouts. There would be a hue and cry for his triumphant return. A collective sadness would settle over the community, rendering all unable to function until the mystery was solved. So, no way would anything untoward happe

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