Badly hatched plan: Man is hospitalised after stuffing 15 hard-boiled EGGS up his bottom while getting high on date-rape drug GHB

• Dutch man had taken chemsex drug GHB along with his partner
  
• The pair boiled 15 eggs which the man then inserted into his rectum
  
• He was hospitalised with a torn intestine cause by the eggs
  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l-facebook

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I'm fine BTW. Socialized health care saves the day once again!

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He was on ghb. So basically the guy date raped himself?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I’m trying to figure out why 15? Just sounds so weird. Was one dozen not enough? Did they return from Costco and have a [BLEEP] ton at their disposal? Pardon the pun. Once I figure that out I’ll deal with the sheer stupidity of it.

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If the eggs were step 2 to his plan, what was step 3 gonna be?

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If the eggs were step 2 to his plan, what was step 3 gonna be?

Brown eggs and ham?

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Maybe in his drug fueled haze, he thought he could hatch them. He was using his anus as an incubator. 

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I'm assuming he didn't peel them. Always peel the egg before inserting into rectum

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get it's eggs out of this dudes rear.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

I used to like omelettes....

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