(01-26-2019, 06:47 PM)Sammy Wrote:

(01-26-2019, 03:11 PM)Jags Wrote: Once you try it, you won’t go back.

Okay fine, but go easy on me it's going to be my first time.

Uh huh....suuuure.. says the guy that’s probably already had the entire Apple lineup.  You’re being coy.  We know you’re more than just Apple-curious.  Allowed me to share a story I remember way too vividly.

It was the morning of October 22, 2018.  The Apple Pride parade started at the store front, wrapping and weaving it’s way along the unusually warm sidewalks at the Town Center.   Hundreds of  pro Apple supporters gathered anxiously awaiting the iPhoneX.  Across the street there was a small group of android users protesting.  You arrived in line late due to a wardrobe malfunction.  You were wearing only a cored apple and a yellow and brown beret fashioned out of stolen underwear hoping to solicit a gaze or two gazes.  However many gazes as you could get.  There was gazing everywhere.  The front of the crowd was gazing at the doors. The middle were gazing at their phones.  The rear all gazing at your softly sculpted almost naked body perspiring in the morning sun.  As the clock drew nearer to 8:00, the excitement and anticipation rose.  The store clerk spread open the doors and the crowd let out screams and cheers as they thrust themselves into the store for the anticipated realease.  All except for you.  You were left behind because you had to change your apple.  Mocked and ridiculed by the protestors, you swiftly pulled your apple EarPods out and release an “Excuse me!?” No one is sure who threw the first tweet. But in the end, two people where hurt from getting hit in the head with a cored apple.

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