Doctors were forced to AMPUTATE a Viagra user's penis, dozens of men suffered persistent erections from the drug and 28 patients died in the past two years, watchdog reveals

• Some 279 side effects were reported by men in the UK over the last two years
  
• Men suffered with blurred vision, a blocked nose, or a banana-shaped phallus
  
• There have been 28 recorded deaths from taking the drug, a watchdog says
  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...L-Fq7IL9tk

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

He should have boned up on the possible side effects.

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Careful what you purchase. Always make sure it’s the bonafide drug. Others are just a rip-off

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I would say to keep a stiff upper lip but that would be hard to do..

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"She's doing good, she's doing real good..." stated the patient's fiancee, Miss. Parcells.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

I read the thread title as "forced to amputate vagina user's penis". I thought, wow, what went wrong?

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I would say to keep a stiff upper lip but that would be hard to do..

Plus they might amputate that too!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

That must have been hard on him.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

That article was a hard read.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Sounds like the doctor got down to the root of the problem.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

It was a hard life

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Someone should erect a monument.

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I can't get up for that idea, it's anticlimactic.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

"Men suffered with blurred vision, a blocked nose, or a banana-shaped phallus."

How does a prolonged erection lead to a blocked nose?
I'm not sure I want to know that story.

Never mind.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?

His wife probably sent it to a taxidermy shop.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?

His wife probably sent it to a taxidermy shop.

The final mounting?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Someone should erect a monument.

I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.

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Someone should erect a monument.

I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.

Balls are great, but you can't hit it without a bat.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.

Balls are great, but you can't hit it without a bat.

But occasionally you’ll get hit by the ball and still get on base.  Not ideal, I know, but still helps the team

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