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#1
09-20-2019, 10:25 PM

You hear about that time Gardner Minshew broke Tony Khan's spreadsheet?

Well the legend continues...
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09-21-2019, 12:20 AM

You hear about when he tried to break his hand to get medical redshirted?
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09-21-2019, 12:52 PM

(09-21-2019, 12:20 AM)icey14 Wrote: You hear about when he tried to break his hand to get medical redshirted?

That's when the legend started.

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09-21-2019, 02:02 PM

I hear he punched a shark in the ocean
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09-21-2019, 02:14 PM

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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09-21-2019, 03:48 PM

(09-21-2019, 03:27 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: https://twitter.com/GardnerMinshew5/stat...75840?s=20

This is exactly who this team needed.. Dude seems like he's money, on and off the field..
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09-21-2019, 04:08 PM

I heard he went on vacation to the Virgin Islands and now they just call them islands...
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09-21-2019, 04:39 PM

Last time he went to Hawaii on vacation he caused months of volcanic eruption
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09-21-2019, 05:13 PM

How can you not love this guy! We’ve found our GUY
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09-21-2019, 05:16 PM

Gardner Minshew II has three fists. One on each hand, and one under his mustache.
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09-22-2019, 08:10 AM

Gardner Minshew is the guy that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
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09-22-2019, 08:16 AM (This post was last modified: 09-22-2019, 08:16 AM by PF*.)

My favorite, I think it was on the board somewhere b/c I am plagiarizing it so I apologize to the oriignal poster but it just cracked me up-

He knows what Willis is talkin' about.
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09-22-2019, 09:33 AM

Bortles couldnt hang in a drinking contest with Minshew
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09-22-2019, 09:35 AM

He once won tic tac toe in 2 moves
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09-22-2019, 09:39 AM

Brett Favre could throw a football over 50 yards. Gardner Minshew can throw Brett Favre even further.
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09-22-2019, 09:41 AM

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09-22-2019, 04:05 PM (This post was last modified: 09-22-2019, 04:08 PM by MoJagFan.)

He doesn't walk on water because he wants everyone to know he can swim....


Edit:
I was at church today and a friends son is big time into football and fantasy players and even loves stats.  Just to test him I asked him what he thought about Nick Foles injury.  He said well at least you have Uncle Rico playing now.
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