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The Drifter · 12-03-2021, 08:00 AM

I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

A man attended an NHS casualty unit with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum
The man claimed the incident happened when he tripped and fell on the shell
The MoD sent a bomb squad after receiving a request from local police officers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...HYCI--GE8E

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

americus 2.0 · 12-03-2021, 11:26 AM

Sometimes I feel like it's playing Russian roulette when I click to read one of your postings. Or it's like choosing from a box of chocolates. Sometimes it's a good one and other times it's one of those truly nasty ones. Lol.

The Drifter · 12-03-2021, 01:17 PM

(12-03-2021, 11:26 AM)americus 2.0 Wrote: Sometimes I feel like it's playing Russian roulette when I click to read one of your postings. Or it's like choosing from a box of chocolates. Sometimes it's a good one and other times it's one of those truly nasty ones. Lol.

But isn't that the fun of my postings? You never know what you're going to find with me........ LOL

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Sneakers · 12-03-2021, 02:02 PM

He told his partner "I'd take a bullet for you."

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

TheO-LineMatters · 12-03-2021, 04:39 PM

This reminds me of those older SNL Appalachian Hospital skits where Chris Parnell plays the "slow" guy who would always come in with things lodged up his butt that he "accidentally fell on."

Jags · 12-03-2021, 06:59 PM

“Fire in the Hole!”

americus 2.0 · 12-03-2021, 07:08 PM

(12-03-2021, 01:17 PM)The Drifter Wrote:
(12-03-2021, 11:26 AM)americus 2.0 Wrote: Sometimes I feel like it's playing Russian roulette when I click to read one of your postings. Or it's like choosing from a box of chocolates. Sometimes it's a good one and other times it's one of those truly nasty ones. Lol.

But isn't that the fun of my postings? You never know what you're going to find with me........ LOL

I'm starting to see a pattern...... Lol

**Bchbunnie4** · 12-04-2021, 08:59 PM

“Fell on it”! Ninja

You guys are always trying “accidentally” go there, it’s just not that easy to do! Laughing

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???