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Sammy · 12-16-2022, 06:35 PM

(12-16-2022, 06:18 PM)Jags Wrote:
(12-16-2022, 10:34 AM)RicoTx Wrote: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

(12-16-2022, 11:41 AM)JagsorDie Wrote: I went to the zoo today and they only had one animal, it was a dog.

It was a Shih tzu

I stole both of these at work today.

I stole the chicken egg amazon. Smile

Alien #1 points his ray gun at the gas pump and demands - “Take us to your leader”
Alien #2 cautions alien #1 “I don’t know about this”
Alien #1 again demands “take us to your leader, or else”
Alien #2 again cautions alien #1 – “I don’t know about this, he looks mean”
Alien #1 offers one last chance to which the gas pump doesn’t respond … Pulls the ray gun trigger and KABOOM!
The aliens land a kilometer (because of course they use the metric system) away all charred and mangled. And alien #1 ask alien #2 … “How did you know how mean he would be? Alien #2 answers … Anyone who can wrap their wanker around them twice and stick it in their ear has got to be mean.

I recall a B-17 Ball Turret (Belly Gunner) told me this one.

A pair of aliens land on earth next to a closed down gas station. The aliens approach the gas station, and converse with a gas pump.

Alien #1 points his ray gun at the gas pump and demands - “Take us to your leader”
Alien #2 cautions alien #1 “I don’t know about this”
Alien #1 again demands “take us to your leader, or else”
Alien #2 again cautions alien #1 – “I don’t know about this, he looks mean”
Alien #1 offers one last chance to which the gas pump doesn’t respond … Pulls the ray gun trigger and KABOOM!

The aliens land a kilometer (because of course they use the metric system) away all charred and mangled. And alien #1 ask alien #2 … “How did you know how mean he would be? Alien #2 answers … Anyone who can wrap their wanker around them twice and stick it in their ear has got to be mean.