There is zero chance you hang out with people who don't share your purview.

I spent a good chunk of my Saturday with a guy who is not related to me, 10 years younger than me, and barely able afford rent for his apartment. Guess again, loser.

Did you teach the young lad how to sue his landlord and not be responsible for rent?

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He's trickin lolol

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Seems like you identified yourself as the loser with this one, lol. I do feel sorry for the youth you are mentally corrupting though.

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He should have probably specified his own age first in this day and age with liberals.

I'm in my late 30s or early 40s if that matters.

Nice to see you set that up so you can argue with yourself about your age later.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I'm in my late 30s or early 40s if that matters.

Nice to see you set that up so you can argue with yourself about your age later.

Trying to reduce the amount of specific biographical info I have out there is all.

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I spent a good chunk of my Saturday with a guy who is not related to me, 10 years younger than me, and barely able afford rent for his apartment. Guess again, loser.

Did you teach the young lad how to sue his landlord and not be responsible for rent?

He said his landlord was giving him a fair deal, so no.  She's the mom of one of his high school buddies, not a faceless corporation as it was in my case.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Nice to see you set that up so you can argue with yourself about your age later.

Trying to reduce the amount of specific biographical info I have out there is all.

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Did you teach the young lad how to sue his landlord and not be responsible for rent?

He said his landlord was giving him a fair deal, so no.  She's the mom of one of his high school buddies, not a faceless corporation as it was in my case.

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Guys, a female's hotness does not determine the correctness of her opinions.

Stop thinking with your [BLEEP], jeez.

A woman's opinions can ruin her good looks.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Sometimes. Jenny McCarthy is still smokin'.

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Guys, a female's hotness does not determine the correctness of her opinions.

Stop thinking with your [BLEEP], jeez.

A woman's opinions can ruin her good looks.

Indeed.  For instance, take my wife.  No, seriously, take her... (Google says this joke originated with Henny Youngman)

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

A woman's opinions can ruin her good looks.

Indeed.  For instance, take my wife.  No, seriously, take her... (Google says this joke originated with Henny Youngman)

Henny was great at one-liners.

Robber with gun: Your money or your life.
(long pause)
Robber: Well?
Henny: Wait a minute, I'm thinking. 

I bought my wife a birthday present and had to hide it where she wouldn't look, so I put it in the kitchen.

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