What's a due date?

 

The date a pregnant woman's baby is supposed to be born. It is not exact though - many babies are born earlier (especially twins) or later.

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This thread is cancer.

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"It was Blake Bortles the whole time. They believe in this kid. He reminds me a bit of a young Ben Roethlisberger." ~Mike Mayock

This thread is cancer.

 

http://dai.ly/x1lqo71?start=2

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This thread is cancer.

That's impossible. Cancer is a disease that infects a living thing. The Internet is not alive so it can't get cancer.

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

That's impossible. Cancer is a disease that infects a living thing. The Internet is not alive so it can't get cancer.

But what is going to happen to the internet on September 30th?

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60% of the time, It works Everytime...



 

But what is going to happen to the internet on September 30th?

It's going to get cancer while having a baby, haven't you been paying attention?

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It's going to get cancer while having a baby, haven't you been paying attention?

But why would the Internet baby get cancer too?

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Why can't you all be serious for a minute?


I keep checking back for an answer to an important question. When is the due date?


I need to know when to send my fruit basket.

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Why can't you all be serious for a minute?


I keep checking back for an answer to an important question. When is the due date?


I need to know when to send my fruit basket.

 

You only had to read one post to get that information and it is very easy to find on this thread.

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Good for him, I would never want to miss the birth of my child.

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:thanks: Extra Life 2016 is 11/05/16 :thanks:

You only had to read one post to get that information and it is very easy to find on this thread.

It's all a joke, JW.


Good for AJ. I wouldn't miss the birth of my child for a game either. I know it's his job. I'm glad the Bengals support him on this too.

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Good for AJ. I wouldn't miss the birth of my child for a game either. I know it's his job. I'm glad the Bengals support him on this too.

I totally agree with you on this. Especially considering its Sept 30th.


But, does anyone know the due date?

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

<a class="bbc_url" href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Due_Date_Poster.jpg'></a>

There it is!

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So the due date is on Nov 5th now?

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So the due date is on Nov 5th now?

 

Exactly.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Exactly.

But why would the Bengals say Sept 30th?

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

But why would the Bengals say Sept 30th?

I think that's obvious. To keep their opponents on Sept 30 and Nov 5 wondering if they need to game plan got Green. I don't think he's even having a baby TBH.

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So he's having a boy on his dude date? Isn't that kinda illegal?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So he's having a boy on his dude date? Isn't that kinda illegal?

Wrong. He's not having a baby. His wife is having it. Boys can't give birth silly.

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