Please, as if I'd waste my time with that inflatable junk.

That's what she said....

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Please, as if I'd waste my time with that inflatable junk.

Now look what you've done. You've hurt her feelings. She looks so...deflated.

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. She looks so...deflated.

 

One quick prick will do that.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

The existence of the John Boy and Billy morning radio show.


It's trivial and it annoys me. REALLY annoys me.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

The existence of the John Boy and Billy morning radio show.


It's trivial and it annoys me. REALLY annoys me.

Those clowns still exist? One of many reasons I rarely listen to anything but my playlists.

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People who are such germaphobes they create a "bird's nest" of toilet paper on the toilet seat so they can make "big job" and leave it there for the next person to push into the bowl with their foot.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

People who are such germaphobes they create a "bird's nest" of toilet paper on the toilet seat so they can make "big job" and leave it there for the next person to push into the bowl with their foot.

Lol

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People who are such germaphobes they create a "bird's nest" of toilet paper on the toilet seat so they can make "big job" and leave it there for the next person to push into the bowl with their foot.

This is hilarious that you bring this up because just yesterday someone at work did this very thing. We have seat covers, but they decided to layer so much TP over the bowl it looked like a pillow top toilet seat. 

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Now look what you've done. You've hurt her feelings. She looks so...deflated.

Yeah well, I have standards.

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Those clowns still exist? One of many reasons I rarely listen to anything but my playlists.

Yep, they're still around. And from the snippets that I catch from time to time, not a damn thing on that show has changed in twenty years.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

This is hilarious that you bring this up because just yesterday someone at work did this very thing. We have seat covers, but they decided to layer so much TP over the bowl it looked like a pillow top toilet seat.

Speaking of, does everyone know the toilet seat cover flap goes in front?


I seriously just learned that.

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Speaking of, does everyone know the toilet seat cover flap goes in front?


I seriously just learned that.

haha. Yeah and then the middle section falls into the water.

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haha. Yeah and then the middle section falls into the water.

Is that to stop the tip from touching the rim?

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Is that to stop the tip from touching the rim?

 

"Man this water's cold."

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

"Man this water's cold."

I have another joke but apparently mods are "held to a higher standards."

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Is that to stop the tip from touching the rim?

I don't think she has a problem with that happening.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Is that to stop the tip from touching the rim?

Exactly. I never knew.

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"Man this water's cold."

.....and deep.

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Talkshow hosts fake laughs...Jimmy Fallon needs a good curb stomping.

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I have another joke but apparently mods are "held to a higher standards."

 

Since when?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato