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Trivial things that annoy you..


Quote:My wife is from a large family and has a tendency to over-plan anyway.  We have an ungodly amount of food left over because people bring side dishes as well.  I'm scared to open the garage fridge for fear of something tumbling out.  Guaranteed a decent amount of this is going to have to be dumped out.  Seeing as a good amount is home made, it doesn't have those yummy preservatives that the manufacturers put in.
You don't have formaldehyde laying around anywhere?


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Quote:You're probably right. The other 27 were only there for the food.


I'm going to assume only 13 and a 1/2 people actually showed up since you were prolly drunk and seeing double
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Quote:My wife is from a large family and has a tendency to over-plan anyway.  We have an ungodly amount of food left over because people bring side dishes as well.  I'm scared to open the garage fridge for fear of something tumbling out.  Guaranteed a decent amount of this is going to have to be dumped out.  Seeing as a good amount is home made, it doesn't have those yummy preservatives that the manufacturers put in.
 

Great! Clean out party at Rico's!

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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Quote:My wife is from a large family and has a tendency to over-plan anyway. We have an ungodly amount of food left over because people bring side dishes as well. I'm scared to open the garage fridge for fear of something tumbling out. Guaranteed a decent amount of this is going to have to be dumped out. Seeing as a good amount is home made, it doesn't have those yummy preservatives that the manufacturers put in.


Any left over beer?


Wait, stupid question.
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Left over beer jokes.   :teehee:

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People who finish their statement with "Right? Right?" demanding affirmative response to what they said.


Half the time my mind has wandered off and I have to do a mental rewind before I can respond.


"Blah blah blah blah Right? Right?" And I'm thinking, Oh God, what did she just say?
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Fat girls with little dogs
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Sad housewives with nothing better to do who only meet other sad housewives with nothing better to do in the entrance of my local supermarket and decide to catch up on gossip while standing in the middle of said entrance. 


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Quote:Sad housewives with nothing better to do who only meet other sad housewives with nothing better to do in the entrance of my local supermarket and decide to catch up on gossip while standing in the middle of said entrance.


I love unhappy housewives at the grocery store. That's the real meat market..
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My neighbour going onto our property to put our bin out for the morning...

 

Not only that, but I caught her putting some of her waste (not bodily, thankfully) into our bin as hers was over flowing.

 

Silly, I know... but LEAVE MY BIN ALONE!!


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Quote:Fat girls with little dogs
 

Airhead bimbo's with "purse" dogs

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Quote:My neighbour going onto our property to put our bin out for the morning...


Not only that, but I caught her putting some of her waste (not bodily, thankfully) into our bin as hers was over flowing.


Silly, I know... but LEAVE MY BIN ALONE!!


He's talking about his trash can and his neighbor putting her garbage in it. This is a Yank website, have to use their version of the Queen's English or else they get confused.
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Quote:He's talking about his trash can and his neighbor putting her garbage in it. This is a Yank website, have to use their version of the Queen's English or else they get confused.
 

Yet...oddly...you're the only one that said anything.

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Quote:Yet...oddly...you're the only one that said anything.


I'm only other European who reads this thread regularly enough.
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Quote:He's talking about his trash can and his neighbor putting her garbage in it. This is a Yank website, have to use their version of the Queen's English or else they get confused.
 

You should also translate what he meant when he said "garden". Smile

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Quote:You should also translate what he meant when he said "garden". Smile
The rules on this board won't let me.

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(This post was last modified: 06-01-2016, 12:17 PM by DarloJAG84.)

Quote:He's talking about his trash can and his neighbor putting her garbage in it. This is a Yank website, have to use their version of the Queen's English or else they get confused.
oops!

Quote:Yet...oddly...you're the only one that said anything.
haha this is what I thought too!

Quote:You should also translate what he meant when he said "garden". Smile
Oops, yeah I meant yard... My bad ;-)
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What is a carriageway?


No, I don't want to know the weight of a carriage.
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Quote:What is a carriageway?


No, I don't want to know the weight of a carriage.


There's the Carriage Way Inn B&B off of Cuna in St Aug. Great place.. The Florida House Inn in Fernandina is better though. Roughly $100 more a night than The Carriage.
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Quote:My neighbour going onto our property to put our bin out for the morning...


Not only that, but I caught her putting some of her waste (not bodily, thankfully) into our bin as hers was over flowing.


Silly, I know... but LEAVE MY BIN ALONE!!


I had a crazy weird neighbor like that in a duplex. Started out he was taking our cans out with his at 4am I thought how nice and made sure to thank him but told him it wasn't necessary. He kept doing it ok no big deal I figured. A few weeks later he started cutting my half of the yard during the week at first just in front of the duplex then he started going around the back, then we caught him peeping through the windows whole cutting the yard. Then he started stealing kids toys out of the yard, finally one night he go drunk and started cursing at my wife and kids leaving in the car.


Long story short what started as strange nice gestures truned into hostile acts of aggression that ended in a physical way before we moved.
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