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That familiar feeling of frustration and disappointment.  Sorry..  Need to vent.  Here is a shortlist of things I would rather do than watch whatever it is Chad Henne does on a football field.

 

- Head butt a bee hive.

- Chug a gallon of antifreeze.

- Watch an entire season of Gilmore Girls.

- Eat roadkill.

- Spend a weekend trapped in an elevator with a Kardashian.

- Do a belly flop into a pool filled with broken glass.

- Sit in between two people on an international flight who soiled themselves at takeoff.

- Go camping in Chernobyl.

- Attend back to back funerals.

- Clean port-o-lets at a chili cook-off.

- Clean my windshield with my tongue.

- Visit ISIS controlled Syria.

- Go to traffic school.

- Drive cross country in a car filled with palmetto bugs.

- Lay down in front of Todd Bauman's tractor.

- Hang out in a prison shower.

- Listen to Nickelback.

- Attach jumper cables to my man parts.

 

 

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- Listen to Nickelback.

 

 

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Lol right there with you

-Watch Blake Bortles run our offense

I would rather put spoiled bologna that has been sitting in the sun for 2 weeks that still has the red string on it. Put it in a blender, and put some expired bean extract in it. Blend it up and chug it.

-Listen to Manziel/Sam coverage 24/7

-Watch the View.

Quote:That familiar feeling of frustration and disappointment.  Sorry..  Need to vent.  Here is a shortlist of things I would rather do than watch whatever it is Chad Henne does on a football field.

 

- Listen to Nickelback.

 

 

Dude, back away from the cliff.  I know it's bad, but it's not the answer.

Quote:- Listen to Nickelback.

 

C'mon, all the others were realistic but this one!  Even watching Henne isn't that bad!

I remember a week go people were talking to me about how a 5th rounder wasnt enough in a hypothetical trade involving Chad Henne.

- Listen to Mike Carey commentary

Quote:- Listen to Nickelback

nah rather watch Henne

Watch William James play corner again

I would rather wach Gabbert than listen to Nickelback

Quote:I would rather wach Gabbert than listen to Nickelback

That's quite entertaining, especially when he is the starter for the opposing team.

Swim in the middle of the St Johns with no life vest.

Quote:Swim in the St Johns with no life vest.

Vest or not, you are sure to be at a losing position swimming in the St. Johns River.

Quote:Vest or not, you are sure to be at a losing position swimming in the St. Johns River.

Same position Im in with Henne starting so its a fair trade off lol

I've done two of the things on the original list.  

French kiss Rosie O'Donnell.