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Things I would rather do than watch Chad Henne run our Offense

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09-07-2014, 07:45 PM

That familiar feeling of frustration and disappointment.  Sorry..  Need to vent.  Here is a shortlist of things I would rather do than watch whatever it is Chad Henne does on a football field.

 

- Head butt a bee hive.

- Chug a gallon of antifreeze.

- Watch an entire season of Gilmore Girls.

- Eat roadkill.

- Spend a weekend trapped in an elevator with a Kardashian.

- Do a belly flop into a pool filled with broken glass.

- Sit in between two people on an international flight who soiled themselves at takeoff.

- Go camping in Chernobyl.

- Attend back to back funerals.

- Clean port-o-lets at a chili cook-off.

- Clean my windshield with my tongue.

- Visit ISIS controlled Syria.

- Go to traffic school.

- Drive cross country in a car filled with palmetto bugs.

- Lay down in front of Todd Bauman's tractor.

- Hang out in a prison shower.

- Listen to Nickelback.

- Attach jumper cables to my man parts.

 

 

Only a chump boos the home team!
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09-07-2014, 07:47 PM (This post was last modified: 09-07-2014, 07:47 PM by Soward_Powered.)

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- Listen to Nickelback.

 
 

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#3
09-07-2014, 07:57 PM

Lol right there with you
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#4
09-07-2014, 08:02 PM

-Watch Blake Bortles run our offense

I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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09-07-2014, 08:05 PM

I would rather put spoiled bologna that has been sitting in the sun for 2 weeks that still has the red string on it. Put it in a blender, and put some expired bean extract in it. Blend it up and chug it.

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#6
09-07-2014, 08:09 PM

-Listen to Manziel/Sam coverage 24/7
No commercial messages in sigs

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09-08-2014, 08:02 AM

-Watch the View.

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09-08-2014, 08:17 AM

Quote:That familiar feeling of frustration and disappointment.  Sorry..  Need to vent.  Here is a shortlist of things I would rather do than watch whatever it is Chad Henne does on a football field.

 

- Listen to Nickelback.

 
 

Dude, back away from the cliff.  I know it's bad, but it's not the answer.
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09-08-2014, 10:36 AM

Quote:- Listen to Nickelback.
 

C'mon, all the others were realistic but this one!  Even watching Henne isn't that bad!
One of these years.............

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09-08-2014, 10:40 AM

I remember a week go people were talking to me about how a 5th rounder wasnt enough in a hypothetical trade involving Chad Henne.
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09-08-2014, 11:09 AM

- Listen to Mike Carey commentary

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09-08-2014, 11:12 AM

Quote:- Listen to Nickelback
nah rather watch Henne
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09-08-2014, 11:16 AM

Watch William James play corner again
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09-08-2014, 11:39 AM

I would rather wach Gabbert than listen to Nickelback
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09-08-2014, 11:40 AM

Quote:I would rather wach Gabbert than listen to Nickelback
That's quite entertaining, especially when he is the starter for the opposing team.

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09-08-2014, 11:41 AM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2014, 11:43 AM by JagsFan1.)

Swim in the middle of the St Johns with no life vest.

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09-08-2014, 11:43 AM

Quote:Swim in the St Johns with no life vest.
Vest or not, you are sure to be at a losing position swimming in the St. Johns River.

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09-08-2014, 11:47 AM

Quote:Vest or not, you are sure to be at a losing position swimming in the St. Johns River.
Same position Im in with Henne starting so its a fair trade off lol
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#19
09-08-2014, 11:58 AM

I've done two of the things on the original list.  

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#20
09-08-2014, 12:03 PM

French kiss Rosie O'Donnell.

Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 
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