Behold, The 12 Laziest Breakups Of All Time
If the internet has taught us anything, it's that people will do almost anything to avoid an awkward face-to-face breakup.
Below, 12 of the laziest breakups we've ever had the displeasure to see. Read 'em and weep.
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I couldn't see a lot of them because work blocks the sites, but the pizza idea is sort of nice. You can stay at home, be miserable, and enjoy a tasty pizza to help you get over her.
The one with the pizza was considerate if nothing else.
I'm gonna pass on some good advice.. Google Numbers..
I have a total of 5 Google Numbers and each woman gets a different number.. When it's splitsville, delete the Google Number she has for you and get a new one.. Makes things a lot easier..
The girl in the transformation tuesday breakup is kinda hawt
Quote:The girl in the transformation tuesday breakup is kinda hawt
she's like 14 man............
Quote:she's like 14 man............
Nah, she's older than that.
Maybe 17 like the WInger song...
Be a man!
Call her, cry, make her feel bad and done.
Quote:Nah, she's older than that.
Maybe 17 like the WInger song...
still little creepy man not gonna lie
Quote:still little creepy man not gonna lie
lol @ "creepy"
Creepy today is overused like "whatever" was in the 90's.
Quote:lol @ "creepy"
Creepy today is overused like "whatever" was in the 90's.
Whatever...it was still creepy!!
you're creepy
besides....if she's old enough to drink and boink which I am sure she's doing....well, then she's old enough to be looked at as hawt or nawt.
Ya'll act like creepy is bad or something.. Creepy can be fun with a great imagination
Quote:I'm gonna pass on some good advice.. Google Numbers..
I have a total of 5 Google Numbers and each woman gets a different number.. When it's splitsville, delete the Google Number she has for you and get a new one.. Makes things a lot easier..
Ahhhhhhhh Google Voice. You beautiful invention.
Quote:Ahhhhhhhh Google Voice. You beautiful invention.
Amen duder..

My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.
Quote:My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.
More advice.. Best way to get over 1 chick is to get with another ASAP.. It really works..
Quote:More advice.. Best way to get over 1 chick is to get with another ASAP.. It really works..
meh I'm over it and I kinda did and it kinda worked .
Quote:My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.
Scary?
Women like danger.
Quote:meh I'm over it and I kinda did and it kinda worked .
You don't stop at just one, homie.. Think of Pringles.. Once you pop, you just don't stop.