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Behold, The 12 Laziest Breakups Of All Time

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#1
06-04-2014, 03:15 PM


Behold, The 12 Laziest Breakups Of All Time
 

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that people will do almost anything to avoid an awkward face-to-face breakup.

Below, 12 of the laziest breakups we've ever had the displeasure to see. Read 'em and weep.

 

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06-04-2014, 03:25 PM

I couldn't see a lot of them because work blocks the sites, but the pizza idea is sort of nice.  You can stay at home, be miserable, and enjoy a tasty pizza to help you get over her.

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06-04-2014, 03:29 PM

The one with the pizza was considerate if nothing else.

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06-04-2014, 03:36 PM

I'm gonna pass on some good advice.. Google Numbers..


I have a total of 5 Google Numbers and each woman gets a different number.. When it's splitsville, delete the Google Number she has for you and get a new one.. Makes things a lot easier..
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06-04-2014, 03:41 PM

The girl in the transformation tuesday breakup is kinda hawt

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06-04-2014, 03:44 PM

Quote:The girl in the transformation tuesday breakup is kinda hawt
 

she's like 14 man............
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06-04-2014, 03:50 PM

Quote:she's like 14 man............
 

Nah, she's older than that. 

 

Maybe 17 like the WInger song...
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06-04-2014, 04:28 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2014, 04:28 PM by Mr Sensible.)

Be a man!

 

Call her, cry, make her feel bad and done.

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06-04-2014, 04:33 PM

Quote:Nah, she's older than that. 

 

Maybe 17 like the WInger song...
 

still little creepy man not gonna lie
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06-04-2014, 06:13 PM

Quote:still little creepy man not gonna lie
 

lol @ "creepy"

 

Creepy today is overused like "whatever" was in the 90's. 
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06-04-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:lol @ "creepy"

 

Creepy today is overused like "whatever" was in the 90's.



Whatever...it was still creepy!!
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06-04-2014, 08:31 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2014, 08:33 PM by The Mad Dog.)

you're creepy

 

 

besides....if she's old enough to drink and boink which I am sure she's doing....well, then she's old enough to be looked at as hawt or nawt. 

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06-04-2014, 08:34 PM

Ya'll act like creepy is bad or something.. Creepy can be fun with a great imagination Wink

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06-05-2014, 02:36 AM

Quote:I'm gonna pass on some good advice.. Google Numbers..

I have a total of 5 Google Numbers and each woman gets a different number.. When it's splitsville, delete the Google Number she has for you and get a new one.. Makes things a lot easier..



Ahhhhhhhh Google Voice. You beautiful invention.
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06-05-2014, 02:38 AM

Quote:Ahhhhhhhh Google Voice. You beautiful invention.


Amen duder.. Big Grin
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06-05-2014, 02:44 AM

My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.
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06-05-2014, 02:50 AM

Quote:My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.


More advice.. Best way to get over 1 chick is to get with another ASAP.. It really works..
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06-05-2014, 02:57 AM

Quote:More advice.. Best way to get over 1 chick is to get with another ASAP.. It really works..
meh I'm over it and I kinda did and it kinda worked .
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06-05-2014, 03:00 AM

Quote:My beard makes me look scary... I had someone break up with me over text.. Lost all respect got her after that.. Not that it mattered at that point.


Scary?


Women like danger.
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06-05-2014, 03:01 AM

Quote:meh I'm over it and I kinda did and it kinda worked .


You don't stop at just one, homie.. Think of Pringles.. Once you pop, you just don't stop.
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