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Quote:"He needs more sand in his pants"

 

Nobody says that.

"This guy has great ball skills"

Underwear Olympics

Here's a commercial we did addressing this lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIY6MW63nA

Quote:Nobody says that.

Mayock says it all the time about oline that can't anchor well just watch the combine and listen

1)  "Franchise quarterback"

2)  "All he does is win."

3)  "NFL  ready"

4)  "Best available player"

5)  "Needs based drafting"

6)  "He played in an NFL type offense"

7)  "He's got a great work ethic"

8)  "There have been some questions about his work ethic"

9)  "He says he wants to buy his mom a new house"

 

and the one every talking head will sayeconds after each pick is announced:

 

10)  "Well, this move certainly makes sense for the ___________ "

He's a "plug and play" guy.

 

-He's got "fluid hips"

"He is always around the ball."

Quote:Nobody says that.

 

Oh, yes they do.   Just because you haven't heard it, that doesn't mean no one says it. 

Quote:Slow white linebacker = High motor guy

 

Undersized white receiver = Wes Welker type

On the other side of the coin, if a black player has no "character flaws"....



"This guy is a class act."

"He is the cleanest player in this draft."


"He is the biggest question mark in this draft."

He has the size and looks like a prototypical quarterback

 

~Blaine Gabbert

~Blake Bortles

Quote:Slow white linebacker = High motor guy

 

Undersized white receiver = Wes Welker type

 

To add the the racial ones.

 

Any fast white QB = Underrated athleticism.

 

Any slow black QB = Doesnt use his athleticism, prefers to stand tall in the pocket

"He is a project."

Quote:Underwear Olympics

 

What's funny about that is how many people say it and think it's original and/or funny.

"He's the complete package."

Quote:"He's the complete package."

 

How many "complete packages" end up going to Honolulu and Canton?

Great locker room guy

 

He's a gym rat

 

He plays bigger than his size

 

His stock is on the rise

 

and my favorite...He is a football player

" no quit in this guy "

 

" natural leader " 

He will be a ten year starter.