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Quote:Now there is a god treat. Publix oatmeal raisin is one of my favorites. 

 

 

A "god" treat? That sounds heavenly. :thumbsup:

Quote:A "god" treat? That sounds heavenly. :thumbsup:

Fixed. But that was a true statement too!

Quote:D6 has the patience of a priest.

I was going to say he has the patience of Khan.

Prunes work better than raisins.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies gotta be the best out there. Love em.. I'd marry an oatmeal raisin cookie if I could. Then a quick divorce after I ate it..


And btw, banana isn't a fruit, it's an ingredient

Quote:I don't think that was a personal attack JW.

 

It turned into one whether he knew it or not.

Quote:And hopefully dry out (if the rumors are true).

 

What will hopefully dry out?

Quote:It turned into one whether he knew it or not.

I guess you better hit that snitch button a zillion times since that's what snitches like you do..

Quote:Oatmeal Raisin Cookies gotta be the best out there. Love em.. I'd marry an oatmeal raisin cookie if I could. Then a quick divorce after I ate it..


And btw, banana isn't a fruit, it's an ingredient

 

And we know what you would do with an oatmeal raisin cookie... especially if it's warm.  It's certainly not eating it... unless it's after.  Much like you do with apple pies.

Quote:And we know what you would do with an oatmeal raisin cookie... especially if it's warm. It's certainly not eating it... unless it's after. Much like you do with apple pies.

I'd never treat an oatmeal cookie like an apple pie.. Apple pies are sluts.

This is the problem with going to games: In addition to not being able to drive, I can't even ride a bus either for safety reasons. One of them is Asperger's syndrome. Another is having a cerebellum that is too small for my brain size. Balance, which is controlled in this area, therefore is not good enough for me to ride buses. It also would force me to get a front-row seat on the bottom level if someone else did not go to a game with me because I need a banister on stairs. In Italy, it was hard to walk on cobblestone streets and sidewalks because they are not flat. I don't need any type of walking aid or wheelchair, so no special assistance can be provided. Ninety minutes is too far for my mom to drive because she has 3 grandchildren to take care of who just turned 11 and 5 and would get home too late after a 1:00 game. So I have no transportation options and can't get to my stadium seat for medical reasons.

 

When I tell people who live in "driving distance" they should go to games I am specifically targeting fans who say they don't want to go because we suck and have no other reasons to stay home. People who already have tickets should go to games, not sell them. Obviously they have no problem getting to the stadium because they bought tickets. If you say you can't get to that game because of a scheduling conflict, that is one thing. But telling me you don't want to waste money on game tickets because we suck is a totally different animal. Those are the fans I am getting at when I say staying home is a big mistake.

Quote:I wanna a Dr.s visit also

Looks like you have the Lues Disease. This is a special case because it can be very difficult to treat. If it goes untreated for too long, it can turn into either The Vipers Dance or Distemper. And both of those are much easier to treat. So let's wait it out and let it turn into distemper so we can treat it. When it finally does turn to distemper, just have Bunny pee on your foot. You should also put honey on your face..

I had a bunny pee on my foot once.

Quote:I had a bunny pee on my foot once.

Just once, huh?

Quote:I had a bunny pee on my foot once.

Did it kill your Kennel Cough?

Quote:It turned into one whether he knew it or not.

No, it did no such thing.

Quote:It turned into one whether he knew it or not.

There was no personal attack in his statement what so ever. You would think being so literal that you wouldn't/couldn't infer something that wasn't said in his post.

Quote:There was no personal attack in his statement what so ever. You would think being so literal that you wouldn't/couldn't infer something that wasn't said in his post.

 

I know it was not intentional.

Quote:There was no personal attack in his statement what so ever. You would think being so literal that you wouldn't/couldn't infer something that wasn't said in his post.

Consider the source. He brain is too big for her head



Hahaha

Quote:I know it was not intentional.

There was no personal attack, intentional or otherwise.