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Anything advertised on television that you cannot buy in stores is a scam.  If it did everything they said it could, they'd sell it in stores.

 

The only weight loss solution is to eat less and exercise more.  If there were another solution, a company would have made trillions on it already. 

 

No matter how much your gerbils stink, don't try to wash them

I got this from Twitter.

 

If you go to Google Translate and type in "pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk" from English to German and press the listen button, it'll beatbox.

In your work, with every action you do, ask yourself if this is adding value to your work or for the costumer. If it isn't, it is waste and needs to be eliminated.

Quote:I got this from Twitter.

 

If you go to Google Translate and type in "pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk" from English to German and press the listen button, it'll beatbox.
 

Ha it works!
Quote:In your work, with every action you do, ask yourself if this is adding value to your work or for the costumer. If it isn't, it is waste and needs to be eliminated.


No one at my work wears costumes....
Quote:No one at my work wears costumes....
 

Then the costumer must be dead weight. Put a note to that effect in your company suggestion box, put that slacker on the streets.
Everyone should have a minimum of 30 days reserves of everything needed to live. Food, water, medicine, etc. Don't forget the pets if you have them also.

 

All it takes is a natural disaster or some civil unrest to make those with supplies the new upper class.

 

Money means nothing when disaster strikes. Plus, most basic survival supplies are actually cheaper than one would think.

 

Last piece of advice; determine how much water you think you need. Then triple it, and buy that amount. I keep at least 50 gallons of reserve water, and have roughly 100 lbs of non-perishable foods for reserve.

 

OK, this is REALLY the last piece of advice: Don't advertise that you have such reserves to people unless you're ready to defend those reserves against desperate people.

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Quote:Everyone should have a minimum of 30 days reserves of everything needed to live. Food, water, medicine, etc. Don't forget the pets if you have them also.

 

All it takes is a natural disaster or some civil unrest to make those with supplies the new upper class.

 

Money means nothing when disaster strikes. Plus, most basic survival supplies are actually cheaper than one would think.

 

Last piece of advice; determine how much water you think you need. Then triple it, and buy that amount. I keep at least 50 gallons of reserve water, and have roughly 100 lbs of non-perishable foods for reserve.

 

OK, this is REALLY the last piece of advice: Don't advertise that you have such reserves to people unless you're ready to defend those reserves against desperate people.
Dakota, are you a "Prepper"?
Quote:Dakota, are you a "Prepper"?
I'll never tell. Tongue
Quote:Dakota, are you a "Prepper"?
 

I am, it's a big reason I live in the country.
Travel while your young you'll appreciate it more, not only now but in the long run too. 

 

Maximize minimum space, possess only what you need and/or use regularly.

 

Ask them out, there's is no time for bashfulness.

Quote:Travel while your young you'll appreciate it more, not only now but in the long run too. 

 

Maximize minimum space, possess only what you need and/or use regularly.

 

Ask them out, there's is no time for bashfulness.



Great advice!
Never poke a pencil in your eye.

Quote:Never poke a pencil in your eye.



Use a pen...
For the parents of young ones out there, Corn Starch heals up diaper rashes pretty quick.

Eating an apple will wake you up more than a cup of coffee and will last longer.

Quote:Eating an apple will wake you up more than a cup of coffee and will last longer.
 

How about a slice of apple pie with the coffee instead?.... :whistling: 
Quote:How about a slice of apple pie with the coffee instead?.... :whistling:
 

Slow down lardo.. Gotta wake up before you eat those double whoppers and apple pies.. 
Christopher Walken tells no lies...
Quote:Anyone have any ideas on what to do with used cooking oil? I use it as many times as we can when we fry stuff but hate throwing it out. Don't know anyone with a bio-diesel or anything, gotta be something that stuff can be used for....
 

You can take it to any restaurant and dump it in their tank. Used cooking oil is stored in a tank owned by a recycle company which processes it into biodiesel fuel.

 

Regards....................the Chiefjag
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