Quote:Simple things that people should know you might have learned the hard way.
I'll start with a simple one I learned today;
when replacing a sinks garbage disposal make sure you remove the drain plug on the inside of the disposals discharge line, or else your dishwasher will fill up and overflow..........
At least you figured this out before you bought the new
Dish Washer Kitchen.
It went down like this:
Disposal goes out.
Install a new one.
Dishwasher died instantly, so being Mr. Fix it I replaced it with a new one (all on my own ... both of them). (stupid plug ... who knew it was there, am I right?)
Now after 4 months of picking out new appliances to match the new Dishwasher, I now have a Kitchen that will probably leave me for a better Chef.
All that because they didn't put a big orange idiot tag stating there was a plug in the dishwasher port for you people too poor to employ a Dishwasher. :blink:
I may be in the market for a new Dishwasher soon.
PS, If I am, I will bring a lawsuit claiming that little black plastic plug caused me irreparable harm.
The "pull out method" does NOT work. Stick to the "put away till marriage" method.
Quote:The "pull out method" does NOT work. Stick to the "put away till marriage" method.
It doesn't work after marriage either!!
Quote:It doesn't work after marriage either!!
I wouldn't know I'm usually sleep by 8 to avoid the nagging.
I'll second the 401k match comment. If you're not putting in the amount that's getting you the maximum company match, you're doing yourself and your future a disservice. It's one of the only risk-free returns you'll ever be presented with, so take advantage of it. If you're stretched thin and can't see yourself being able to afford it, I'd do some serious consideration on what your priorities are and make sure you're not choosing immediate gratification in some other aspect of life where you could be able to cut back to make those additional contributions to your 401k instead. It's that important, as is a firm understanding of the time value of money and compound interest.
Quote:Your stove is already cheating on you...I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but I thought you needed to know!!
It's been close to the Refrigerator ever since she got here.
I knew there was something going on.
Quote:It's been close to the Refrigerator ever since she got here.
I knew there was something going on.
Well it's your own fault if you went and got one of those sexy new French door fridges...you know you can't trust the French!!!
Quote:I'll second the 401k match comment. If you're not putting in the amount that's getting you the maximum company match, you're doing yourself and your future a disservice. It's one of the only risk-free returns you'll ever be presented with, so take advantage of it. If you're stretched thin and can't see yourself being able to afford it, I'd do some serious consideration on what your priorities are and make sure you're not choosing immediate gratification in some other aspect of life where you could be able to cut back to make those additional contributions to your 401k instead. It's that important, as is a firm understanding of the time value of money and compound interest.
You know? you should probably change your Avi if you want people to take you serious. ... For a moment, I got off track, and thought you were talking about a hooker.
Your Avi wasn't convincing me that you weren't. :wacko:
Just trying to be helpful.
Quote:Well it's your own fault if you went and got one of those sexy new French door fridges...you know you can't trust the French!!!
I'm going to get a 401k, instead. :thumbsup:
Quote:I'm going to get a 401k, instead. :thumbsup:
Will it keep your food cold?
Quote:Will it keep your food cold?
My wife's icy stare after I pretended to be sleep would do that.
Quote:Will it keep your food cold?
Am I not understanding what a hooker does?
Refrigerator keeps my food cold, and she ran off with the stove. I thought we been over this already.
Quote:Cats are very smart!!
That one looks like a Pimp to me.
Read his post, look at his Avi ..... Pimp. :woot:
Quote:That one looks like a Pimp to me.
Read his post, look at his Avi ..... Pimp. :woot:
He's a pimp cat....I dig it. :thumbsup:
Quote:You know? you should probably change your Avi if you want people to take you serious. ... For a moment, I got off track, and thought you were talking about a hooker.
Your Avi wasn't convincing me that you weren't. :wacko:
Just trying to be helpful.
Tell me more about "serious" Avi's.
Quote:Tell me more about "serious" Avi's.
It's a very serious looking kitty! I don't know what Sammy is talking about!! :no: