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He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....

First off PS4 is out yet, but I really didnt beleive it when you said he threw the cheezy puffs 70 yards and hit his target.

I'm 91% sure you saw Jerry Porter, bro.

Quote:He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....

No...this ^ was Gene Smith, not Blaine.

Cheesy Puffs ! Lol

Quote:That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle.

 

Where it was intercepted by a Publix employee and returned for a touchdown.

So how big is a 10 pound container of cheese puffs?

Quote:So how big is a 10 pound container of cheese puffs?

About the size of a standard Keg.

True story:  My Pop called me in 2004 0r 2005  to tell me he had  just had a conversation with Fred Taylor in Sam's Club.  Fred and his son were in line in front of my Pops at the snack bar buying hot-dogs.   He jokingly asked him not to tell the coaches he was cheating on his diet - but his son loves the hot-dogs at Sam's and he couldn't say no to him as they drove by. 

Quote:I'm 91% sure you saw Jerry Porter, bro.

Well done you for recognizing the satire.

Story would be more believable if you had said he picked up the cheesy puffs and aimed to throw them, but saw an employee on the other end of the aisle looking in his direction, and dropped to the ground.

I heard he was living in Justin Blackmon's liquor cabinet.

Quote:Story would be more believable if you had said he picked up the cheesy puffs and aimed to throw them, but saw an employee on the other end of the aisle looking in his direction, and dropped to the ground.

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I saw Chad Henne at a Walmart downtown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.


He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”


I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.


When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Blaine Gabbert jerseys in his hands without paying.


The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.


When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Quote:I saw Chad Henne at a Walmart downtown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a [BAD WORD REMOVED] and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.


He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”


I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.


When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Blaine Gabbert jerseys in his hands without paying.


The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.


When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Typical Chad Henne.

Oh yeah? Well I saw Ricky Stanzi at an American flag store and he said "Hi" and stuff.

Quote:He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....

You had me right up until you said he signed your socks. You didn't have any underwear in your cart for him to sign? I mean who buys socks and doesn't get underwear too?

Quote:He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....

 

This wasn't at all funny.

 

Quote:I saw Chad Henne at a Walmart downtown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a [BAD WORD REMOVED] and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.


He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”


I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.


When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Blaine Gabbert jerseys in his hands without paying.


The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.


When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

This was very funny. Take notes, Solid Snake.

Quote:I heard he was living in Justin Blackmon's liquor cabinet.

 

Then he must have plenty of room.

 

ZIINNNGGGGG

Quote:Oh yeah? Well I saw Ricky Stanzi at an American flag store and he said "Hi" and stuff.