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Quote:I'd buy 1,000,000 scratch off tickets...and quit my job, drink beer and scratch tickets all day long for the rest of my life.

 

Your entire house would be filled with scratch off dust as you left to collect your $20,000 in winnings.

Quote:Paying bills off doesn't count. Or hooking family up.


What is the first thing you would purchase?

I would pay tithe, then buy REIT's and Blue Chips, then I would use the dividends to pay off any debt and live on.

Quote:Your entire house would be filled with scratch off dust as you left to collect your $20,000 in winnings.

And promptly die of scratch off dust poisoning.

Quote:I'm going row house

 

I see you found Gus Villas, they just need a few more years to complete that rebuild...

Quote:1,000 acres isn't what it used to be.  Just like Oreo Cookies, they give you less but charge the same amount.

 

Has the size of an acre changed recently?

Quote:Your entire house would be filled with scratch off dust as you left to collect your $20,000 in winnings.

That's a good deal.

Pay off the remaining of my family's debt!

Quote:Paying bills off doesn't count. Or hooking family up.

What is the first thing you would purchase?

  

Quote:Pay off the remaining of my family's debt!

That's not allowed!

Quote:That's not allowed!

Book 'im Bunnie.

Quote:Book 'im Bunnie.

Damn straight!

Quote:Has the size of an acre changed recently?

 

Of course it has.  Haven't you noticed everything getting small these days.  The 12-pack of coke is now an 8-pack.  The half gallon thing of ice cream went to 1.75 quarts and is now 1.5 quarts.  Now, the acre is only like 0.80 of an acre.

 

sucks !!

Quote:Pay off the remaining of my family's debt!

 

You need a new family if they are currently $1 million in debt.

New servers for the board. 

Quote:New servers for the board.

Amen!!

Quote:That's a good deal.

 

OK ... so you now take your $20,000 and invent a tool that takes scratch off dust and turns it into a valuable commodity.  You now have a houseful of a commodity that is in very high demand and gains value by the day.  Sell off the house full of scratch off dust by the ounce for a total of $5 million.  

 

GENIUS !!

Quote:OK ... so you now take your $20,000 and invent a tool that takes scratch off dust and turns it into a valuable commodity.  The tool is called a magic wand.
   You now have a houseful of a commodity that is in very high demand and gains value by the day.  Why do I have to make the commodity, then go through the trouble of selling it?  Can't I just use the wand to make the money?
Sell off the house full of scratch off dust by the ounce for a total of $5 million.  

 

GENIUS !!

I'm still confused did the size of an acre change!?

I'll spend 4 weeks away from everyone traveling the world, indulging in only the best of everything. No wife, no kids. Amsterdam, London, Tokyo, Sydney, Maui, end my trip in Vegas. After I wake up from my drug and alcohol induced coma I'd come back to the family with $2k remaining and have a helluva time at Disney world.

Quote:I'll spend 4 weeks away from everyone traveling the world, indulging in only the best of everything. No wife, no kids. Amsterdam, London, Tokyo, Sydney, Maui, end my trip in Vegas. After I wake up from my drug and alcohol induced coma I'd come back to the family with $2k remaining and have a helluva time at Disney world.

 

You need to re-figure your math. There isn't a divorce lawyer worth his salt that would touch you for $2k.

Quote:Of course it has.  Haven't you noticed everything getting small these days.  The 12-pack of coke is now an 8-pack.  The half gallon thing of K-POP MUSIC IS BEST MUSIC went to 1.75 quarts and is now 1.5 quarts.  Now, the acre is only like 0.80 of an acre.

 

sucks !!

 

Ironically, the sole contradiction to Hurricane's universally accepted, "Theory of the Shrinking Universe", was the Jacksonville Jaguars, who somehow, defying all draft and free agent science, managed to produce a larger turd every single Sunday.