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Veteran Receives World's First Full Male Genital Transplant

A veteran who was injured in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, Johns Hopkins Hospital announced Monday.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local...67601.html
I hope it's not junk.
Good news Officer, the transplant was a full success!

*Wahey*

Bad new, the doner unfortunately had a micro penis.

*Damn*
There are so many good jokes that could be made about this...

However, with that being said I cannot imagine the trauma this poor soldier has had to go through.  Hopefully he has a speedy recovery and is able to stand tall soon.
This is great news! I hope he fully and finally recovers from his injuries.
Attennnnn-SHUN!
Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.
(04-23-2018, 03:02 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Veteran Receives World's First Full Male Genital Transplant

A veteran who was injured in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, Johns Hopkins Hospital announced Monday.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local...67601.html

Wow, I have so many questions now. I presume he would be infertile, but what if he wasn't? Would those children be his? I have no idea. The sperm are already separated from the rest of the body by a protective cell layer so the body doesn't kill them. 

Actually looking at the article again, it doesn't appear the testes where included, so I am assuming he got fillers like you would with testicular cancer. I really wonder how this would work. But I guess they do liver and kidney, lung, and heart, so why not?

(04-24-2018, 02:46 PM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.
(04-26-2018, 03:52 PM)HandsomeRob86 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2018, 02:46 PM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

A small price to pay for getting a "trouser cannon".
(04-26-2018, 03:52 PM)HandsomeRob86 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2018, 02:46 PM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".
(04-27-2018, 11:24 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-26-2018, 03:52 PM)HandsomeRob86 Wrote: [ -> ]

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".

If this is the case, guys will be lining up for such a surgery. Imagine if white or Asian guys started sporting big black units.  Laughing It's gonna happen.
(04-27-2018, 12:52 PM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-27-2018, 11:24 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".

If this is the case, guys will be lining up for such a surgery. Imagine if white or Asian guys started sporting big black units.  Laughing It's gonna happen.

Certainly we can help you sir. Pricing begins at the Hedgehog, then graduates to the Rasputin and North models, though the premium models have a 14 inch month waiting list. Our selection includes your choice of colors in black, olive, tan, or white and we have both convertible top and topless models to choose from.