Veteran Receives World's First Full Male Genital Transplant

A veteran who was injured in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, Johns Hopkins Hospital announced Monday.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local...67601.html

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

I hope it's not junk.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

Good news Officer, the transplant was a full success!

*Wahey*

Bad new, the doner unfortunately had a micro penis.

*Damn*

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There are so many good jokes that could be made about this...

However, with that being said I cannot imagine the trauma this poor soldier has had to go through.  Hopefully he has a speedy recovery and is able to stand tall soon.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

This is great news! I hope he fully and finally recovers from his injuries.

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Attennnnn-SHUN!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Veteran Receives World's First Full Male Genital Transplant

A veteran who was injured in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, Johns Hopkins Hospital announced Monday.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local...67601.html

Wow, I have so many questions now. I presume he would be infertile, but what if he wasn't? Would those children be his? I have no idea. The sperm are already separated from the rest of the body by a protective cell layer so the body doesn't kill them. 

Actually looking at the article again, it doesn't appear the testes where included, so I am assuming he got fillers like you would with testicular cancer. I really wonder how this would work. But I guess they do liver and kidney, lung, and heart, so why not?

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Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

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Peyton must store oxygen in that forehead of his. No way I'd still be alive after all that choking.

 

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Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

A small price to pay for getting a "trouser cannon".

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Male porn stars should start selling their organ donor rights.

I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

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I am pretty sure no one wants the side of syphilis and gonorrhea that would come with it.

At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".

If this is the case, guys will be lining up for such a surgery. Imagine if white or Asian guys started sporting big black units.   It's gonna happen.

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At the risk of revealing too much by what I know, successful male porn stars are probably safer than men in the general population. Most studios require frequent testing and some even require condoms.

I wonder if this soldier was asked if he wanted as close of a duplication of his original equipment as possible, or was offered an option to upgrade.

"Can you give me what that Hedgehog guy has?".

If this is the case, guys will be lining up for such a surgery. Imagine if white or Asian guys started sporting big black units.   It's gonna happen.

Certainly we can help you sir. Pricing begins at the Hedgehog, then graduates to the Rasputin and North models, though the premium models have a 14 inch month waiting list. Our selection includes your choice of colors in black, olive, tan, or white and we have both convertible top and topless models to choose from.

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