Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up
"We will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al."
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before
The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.
http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/
What is very disturbing is that they both have Facebook profiles. I wonder how many people are "friends" with either?
Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
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Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe Kermit has discovered he is actually a reptile in an amphibian's body, and will undergo a change, and be given the Henson Award for his courage.
Maybe he files a restraining order against her after having her arrested for physical and mental abuse...
Ok, this is a little strange.. I just broke up with my girlfriend today too.. I'm not green but she was definitely a pig..
Quote:Ok, this is a little strange.. I just broke up with my girlfriend today too.. I'm not green but she was definitely a pig..
Like the sand in an hour glass.....
Quote:What is very disturbing is that they both have Facebook profiles. I wonder how many people are "friends" with either?
Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
Hey...you walk around with a man's hand shoved up your...well, shoved up you, you'd have strange feelings too!!
Quote:What is very disturbing is that they both have Facebook profiles. I wonder how many people are "friends" with either?
Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
I actually "liked" them yesterday so that I could know when their new show starts for my son. Once I set the dvr I'll probably stop following them.
Quote:Like the sand in an hour glass.....
..these are the days of our lives.
I don't blame him , she was always a pig .
Quote:What is very disturbing is that they both have Facebook profiles. I wonder how many people are "friends" with either?
Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
Rumor has it Kermit converted to Islam, so......
Quote:Hey...you walk around with a man's hand shoved up your...well, shoved up you, you'd have strange feelings too!!
That is a visual that I didn't need.
:yucky:
Quote:What is very disturbing is that they both have Facebook profiles. I wonder how many people are "friends" with either?
Let me guess the new narrative. Kermit decides that he is a "woman trapped in a man's body" and Miss Piggy decides that she is gay.
:thumbsup: :woot:
Quote:That is a visual that I didn't need. :yucky:
It's not always pretty my friend!! :no:
Quote:It's not always pretty my friend!! :no:
You say this to a guy that is of the age where a colonoscopy is part of my health care. :woot: I'm beginning to think that maybe I don't need to be "violated" like that.
:yucky:
Just one more reason that interspecies relationships should be illegal.
Quote:You say this to a guy that is of the age where a colonoscopy is part of my health care. :woot: I'm beginning to think that maybe I don't need to be "violated" like that. :yucky:
You will be fine...you're asleep any way! Don't be a big baby!!
Quote:You will be fine...you're asleep any way! Don't be a big baby!!
For that we are asleep but that whole prostate exam leaves me feeling dirty and violated. (going into the fetal position now)
Quote:For that we are asleep but that whole prostate exam leaves me feeling dirty and violated. (going into the fetal position now)
Sorry..I have no sympathy for you. As a woman, I've been poked and prodded and had my boobs squeezed between to steel plates...a finger up the ol poop shoot isn't that big of a deal. Unless of course your Doctor has big hands!!