Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???

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Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???

Unless he bought you dinner first!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Sorry..I have no sympathy for you. As a woman, I've been poked and prodded and had my boobs squeezed between to steel plates...a finger up the ol poop shoot isn't that big of a deal. Unless of course your Doctor has big hands!!

 

You should have found a more sensitive husband then, if that's what he does to you.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

You should have found a more sensitive husband then, if that's what he does to you.

There's a safe word...if that helps! :woot:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???

 

As long as it's not his whole hand, perhaps just a pinky finger.  Anything that enters better be from the ends of the arms rather than the mid-section!  :woot:

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

As long as it's not his whole hand, perhaps just a pinky finger. Anything that enters better be from the ends of the arms rather than the mid-section! :woot:

My wife puts a foot up there sometimes...

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My wife puts a foot up there sometimes...

 

I hope for your sake that she has small feet.  

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

There's a safe word...if that helps! :woot:

 

It's probably the universal one in situations like this, "OWWWWWWWWWW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

It's probably the universal one in situations like this, "OWWWWWWWWWW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are probably right!! :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Oh he does, I swear his fingers are 4 feet long.  Could be perspective though, I just know I don't like it one bit!

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At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Oh he does, I swear his fingers are 4 feet long. Could be perspective though, I just know I don't like it one bit!

It's not the length that you need to be worried so much about!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

See what you turned this thread in to Bunny..... A talk about prostate exams..... It's supposed to be about Kermit and Miss Piggy :teehee: :yes:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

So Miss Piggy gives Kermit a prostrate exam...  This could be the beginning of a sick movie.  :unsure:

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

It's not the length that you need to be worried so much about!!!

One hand on your shoulder during the exam is ok, kinda reassuring.


When you feel the second hand up there though...

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So Miss Piggy gives Kermit a prostrate exam... This could be the beginning of a sick movie. :unsure:

Something, something, frog in her throat, something something...


Roll credits.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up

 

"We will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al."  
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.

 

http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/

 

 

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still just a pig.... ribbit

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