The propensity of my wife to ask me a question while I’m brushing my teeth. At least once a week, as I’m dutifully scrubbing away, she’ll hit me with an interrogative statement which requires verbalization rather than a simple definitive gesture. She does it on purpose, I just know it.

And trying to turn left but the trickle of oncoming traffic is spacedKiajust   farKiaenough   apartKiato   prevent   it.

Just to be clear, is it the brushing or the question that occurs on a weekly basis?

You're just driving the wrong car.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

People who whistle at their desk at work in an open office. Same for people who sing at work

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The propensity of my wife to ask me a question while I’m brushing my teeth. At least once a week, as I’m dutifully scrubbing away, she’ll hit me with an interrogative statement which requires verbalization rather than a simple definitive gesture. She does it on purpose, I just know it.

And trying to turn left but the trickle of oncoming traffic is spacedKiajust   farKiaenough   apartKiato   prevent   it.

Just to be clear, is it the brushing or the question that occurs on a weekly basis?

You're just driving the wrong car.

Yes.

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Unruly nose hairs.

When you are losing the battle with baldness, you appreciate every last hair that stays rooted.

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In unrelated news, let's add griping about threads getting moved to the list.

(Praise mod )

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The propensity of my wife to ask me a question while I’m brushing my teeth. At least once a week, as I’m dutifully scrubbing away, she’ll hit me with an interrogative statement which requires verbalization rather than a simple definitive gesture. She does it on purpose, I just know it.

And trying to turn left but the trickle of oncoming traffic is spaced   just   far   enough   apart   to   prevent   it.

This post right here deserves an award.

PREACH

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Deciding which Foles topic it read.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Radio commercials for house flipping/real estate investment/get rich quick scheme seminars. I can’t believe people still fall for that [BLEEP]. If you’re idiotic enough to give them your money, then I laugh at your loss.

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Radio commercials for house flipping/real estate investment/get rich quick scheme seminars. I can’t believe people still fall for that [BLEEP]. If you’re idiotic enough to give them your money, then I laugh at your loss.

But their patented system is GUARANTEED to make you money!  If you buy the upgraded package, they say you might even be on TV!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Radio commercials for house flipping/real estate investment/get rich quick scheme seminars. I can’t believe people still fall for that [BLEEP]. If you’re idiotic enough to give them your money, then I laugh at your loss.

On a kinda related note... I get those “we will buy your house” cards/letters in the mail daily! Just because I bought my house at a time when they were pretty much giving them away in the area and paid less than a new car for it doesn’t mean I don’t know what it’s worth now! If anyone is going to make a butt ton of money on my house...it’s going to be me!!! 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Radio commercials for house flipping/real estate investment/get rich quick scheme seminars. I can’t believe people still fall for that [BLEEP]. If you’re idiotic enough to give them your money, then I laugh at your loss.

On a kinda related note... I get those “we will buy your house” cards/letters in the mail daily! Just because I bought my house at a time when they were pretty much giving them away in the area and paid less than a new car for it doesn’t mean I don’t know what it’s worth now! If anyone is going to make a butt ton of money on my house...it’s going to be me!!! 

I get those all the time as well.  My guess is because our home has been paid off for quite some time plus last year we just bought some more property.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Radio commercials for house flipping/real estate investment/get rich quick scheme seminars. I can’t believe people still fall for that [BLEEP]. If you’re idiotic enough to give them your money, then I laugh at your loss.

But their patented system is GUARANTEED to make you money!  If you buy the upgraded package, they say you might even be on TV!

It proves there really is a sucker born every minute.

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But their patented system is GUARANTEED to make you money!  If you buy the upgraded package, they say you might even be on TV!

It proves there really is a sucker born every minute.

Wait...what...it doesn't work?

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It proves there really is a sucker born every minute.

Wait...what...it doesn't work?

Why, sure it does!

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Though, I don’t consider it trivial because I’m pissed the [BLEEP] off, when you opt to pay an additional 30 dollars in shipping to get something today, been home all day, and get an email from Fedex saying business closed or no one home, refer to orange sticker.  I’ve been home all day, have no orange sticker.  [BLEEP] didn’t even come by.  Package does not require a damn signature anyway.

Btw, this purchase can also be included in the Wanting Things Thread.  Besides the point. UPS doesn’t pull this crap.

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But their patented system is GUARANTEED to make you money!  If you buy the upgraded package, they say you might even be on TV!

It proves there really is a sucker born every minute.

My mom always told me it took six hours to deliver me.

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It proves there really is a sucker born every minute.

My mom always told me it took six hours to deliver me.

From the orphanage.

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Trailers for horror movies on espn, youtube, or amazon when you don't watch horror movies/shows.

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Trailers for horror movies on espn, youtube, or amazon when you don't watch horror movies/shows.

Um, then don't watch them.

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Trailers for horror movies on espn, youtube, or amazon when you don't watch horror movies/shows.

Um, then don't watch them.

It would be nice to opt out of those ads though. You asked for trivial annoyances. I know I can just mute or take a 20 second break to get something to drink, just annoying to have to.

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Um, then don't watch them.

It would be nice to opt out of those ads though. You asked for trivial annoyances. I know I can just mute or take a 20 second break to get something to drink, just annoying to have to.

Get AdBlock for Youtube on Chrome is you use Chrome. Combined with uBlock Origin it make every website so much better.

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