You guys are really slackin'

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People who post trivial annoyances threads.

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When inventing a foolproof system inventors often underestimate the ingenuity of fools.

A flute with no holes is not a flute.  A donut with no hole is a danish.

We were waiting for you to do it!! So technically, YOU'VE been slacking... 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I had to put my 40 hours in by Tuesday and splint the broken leg of a Meadow Lark.

I'll start:

People who stop just inside the doorway of a business. Get your [BLEEP] out of the way!

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Is chewing with your mouth open a trivial annoyance or grounds for summary execution?

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Is chewing with your mouth open a trivial annoyance or grounds for summary execution?

Definitely deserving of a keen slap to the ear.

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Breaking the egg yoke when you filp the eggs for easy over..........

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Condoms Prevent Minivans

When people stop in the parking lot and wait for a parking spot while people are loading their groceries even though there is another spot like 3-4 cars down. Ugh, just drive/walk a few more feet and don't make all of us wait.

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“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus

I had to put my 40 hours in by Tuesday and splint the broken leg of a Meadow Lark.

I'll start:

People who stop just inside the doorway of a business. Get your [BLEEP] out of the way!

Aww...you fixed up a bird? How sweet of you!! :heart: :heart:

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Connecting through ATL to go from Tulsa to Austin.

Ugh.

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I had to put my 40 hours in by Tuesday and splint the broken leg of a Meadow Lark.

I'll start:

People who stop just inside the doorway of a business. Get your [BLEEP] out of the way!

Aww...you fixed up a bird? How sweet of you!! :heart: :heart:

I'm not sure if you're whooshing me or not but that's kind of a farming joke.

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When people stop in the parking lot and wait for a parking spot while people are loading their groceries even though there is another spot like 3-4 cars down. Ugh, just drive/walk a few more feet and don't make all of us wait.

People that cruise the parking lot for 20 minutes because they HAVE to find a spot in the front 1/3

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Farming jokes.

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Farming jokes.

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Farming jokes.

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Aww...you fixed up a bird? How sweet of you!! 

I'm not sure if you're whooshing me or not but that's kind of a farming joke.

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Wasn't whooshing you...being unfamiliar with farming jokes, I thought it was a sweet thing for you to do.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Would OF
Could OF
Should OF

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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I had to put my 40 hours in by Tuesday and splint the broken leg of a Meadow Lark.

I'll start:

People who stop just inside the doorway of a business. Get your [BLEEP] out of the way!

See? All better now!

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Drivers who merge too early getting onto the freeway forcing you to go around them.

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'02

Drivers who merge too early getting onto the freeway forcing you to go around them.

Drivers who match your speed as they try to merge. Speed up or slow down, don't try to force me to move for you.

Conversely, drivers who match your speed as you try to merge. I'm speeding up or slowing down, you maintain your damn speed and I'll be fine.

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"It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office." - H. L. Mencken

when forum admins fail to put a site icon up.

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Go Jags!
*To stay up for atleast 2 years 3/6/17
2016 draft players I think will be good

• On the Fournette train, will be best back of his class 3/6/17
  
• Lattimore please,  Lockdowns on both sides would be nice
  
• Engram at TE and the MJD clone Samaje Perine