Why bother with the supermarket?  You can buy X items online and have them shipped directly to your house.  They're even packaged discreetly in plain cardboard boxes, labeled 'office supplies" (or so I hear.)

My niece recently used Grubhub to deliver a sandwich from a sub shop within walking distance from her house.

I once watched a driver circle the parking lot a few times to get the closest spot to Planet Fitness.

Is it any wonder America is so fat?

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Why bother with the supermarket?  You can buy X items online and have them shipped directly to your house.  They're even packaged discreetly in plain cardboard boxes, labeled 'office supplies" (or so I hear.)

My niece recently used Grubhub to deliver a sandwich from a sub shop within walking distance from her house.

I delivered the perfect set-up line and you put up an air ball!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

My niece recently used Grubhub to deliver a sandwich from a sub shop within walking distance from her house.

I delivered the perfect set-up line and you put up an air ball!

Frequently I buy printer paper and inkjet refills from third party vendors that arrive in plain packaging. Is this unusual?

-- JW

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I delivered the perfect set-up line and you put up an air ball!

Frequently I buy printer paper and inkjet refills from third party vendors that arrive in plain packaging. Is this unusual?

-- JW

 More impossible than unusual.  The entity from which you're purchasing the product is a principal in the transaction, not a third party (Though it probably contracts with a third party for delivery).

Thanks for playing though. 

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Frequently I buy printer paper and inkjet refills from third party vendors that arrive in plain packaging. Is this unusual?

-- JW

 More impossible than unusual.  The entity from which you're purchasing the product is a principal in the transaction, not a third party (Though it probably contracts with a third party for delivery).

Thanks for playing though. 

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Mondays on hormones. I've alternated between wanting to kill someone, anyone. And cry. But not cry about killing someone. Hmmm.....

Dames...ammirite?

Yeah, thank God it passes.

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Dames...ammirite?

Yeah, thank God it passes.

Just when you relax, menopause arrives with the fires of Hell.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Yeah, thank God it passes.

Just when you relax, menopause arrives with the fires of Hell.

Hormones...you’re messed up with them, and messed up without them!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yeah, thank God it passes.

Just when you relax, menopause arrives with the fires of Hell.

Dude! Shut up! Imma come down there and kick your ungrateful [BLEEP]. Punk. 

........aw, you're such a sweetie being concerned about my welfare. *hugs & kisses* You're the best ever! So precious. 

Yeah, the Gollum effect is real. 

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Just when you relax, menopause arrives with the fires of Hell.

Dude! Shut up! Imma come down there and kick your ungrateful [BLEEP]. Punk. 

........aw, you're such a sweetie being concerned about my welfare. *hugs & kisses* You're the best ever! So precious. 

Yeah, the Gollum effect is real. 

Nothing a little chocolate won’t cure!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dude! Shut up! Imma come down there and kick your ungrateful [BLEEP]. Punk. 

........aw, you're such a sweetie being concerned about my welfare. *hugs & kisses* You're the best ever! So precious. 

Yeah, the Gollum effect is real. 

Nothing a little chocolate won’t cure!

And wine. Lots of dark chocolate and wine. Lol. And xanax.

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Nothing a little chocolate won’t cure!

And wine. Lots of dark chocolate and wine. Lol. And xanax.

The Xanax is for me...

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Nothing a little chocolate won’t cure!

And wine. Lots of dark chocolate and wine. Lol. And xanax.

Antioxidants are good for you!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

And wine. Lots of dark chocolate and wine. Lol. And xanax.

Antioxidants are good for you!

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Taking a belt off your pants after you’ve taken the pants off. Seriously, why’s it so difficult?

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Taking a belt off your pants after you’ve taken the pants off.  Seriously, why’s it so difficult?

Physics, who knew?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So I pulled up to the drive up mailbox yesterday at the post office to mail a stack of Christmas cards. Holy [BLEEP], you should have seen it. The cards/letters were hanging out of the chute...packed tight. So I got out to walk in and put the cards in one of the slots in the lobby. They weren't even close to as full as I could hear the cards drop into the bin. While I was in there, I saw at least two other people drive up and cram more cards in the box outside. Aren't they worried that the things will fall out? Hell, they could fall out when the guy is emptying the box and never get delivered. I mean, I can see how someone didn't want to walk into the lobby. It was grueling 50-foot walk...hell, 100 if you count round trip

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People that don't know the difference between resign and re-sign.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Why it takes my wife at least 30 seconds to get out of the truck whenever we drive somewhere, regardless of how far - across town or across the parking lot.

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Why it takes my wife at least 30 seconds to get out of the truck whenever we drive somewhere, regardless of how far - across town or across the parking lot.

How long is she supposed to take?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???