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Jags · 08-04-2021, 07:11 PM

(08-04-2021, 08:42 AM)Mikey Wrote:
(08-03-2021, 06:10 PM)Jags Wrote: You mean to tell me, if I run this here truck over that Miata, I’m going to go Ahh ahhh ahhh uhhh?

Please tell me that was a “Devils Rejects” reference. If so, +1 for being awesome.

While I've seen the flick, the things I did back in the days when that flick came out have prevented me from remembering bits of dialogue.

Sorry if I am disappointment.

Ugh, I can’t believe you. I feel let down. Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what? You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed. Yep. That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective. I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

**MarleyJag** · 08-04-2021, 07:22 PM

(08-04-2021, 07:11 PM)Jags Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 08:42 AM)Mikey Wrote: While I've seen the flick, the things I did back in the days when that flick came out have prevented me from remembering bits of dialogue.

Sorry if I am disappointment.
Ugh, I can’t believe you. I feel let down. Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what? You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed. Yep. That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective. I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

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Jags · 08-04-2021, 07:24 PM

(08-04-2021, 07:22 PM)MarleyJag Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 07:11 PM)Jags Wrote: Ugh, I can’t believe you. I feel let down. Betrayed. Bamboozled. You know what? You hit the nail on the head. Disappointed. Yep. That’s about how I’m feeling right now. Kinda like a Miata owner trying to figure out when and where he went wrong and why he didn’t study more in school to afford a better mid life crisis car and why all the the girly dudes are so nice to him. Sooner or later, you make acquaintances with them and your kids have a new step daddy while you’re adopting a nice baby from a third world country and naming it a noun or unique adjective. I’ve seen this play out more times than I can count.

No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

Dude! I suggested that earlier! Good call! Those are impressive balls indeed. Perhaps it’s an illusion. Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is. Either way, it’s a nice set! [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls. Ugh.

**MarleyJag** · 08-04-2021, 07:42 PM

(08-04-2021, 07:24 PM)Jags Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 07:22 PM)MarleyJag Wrote: No worries, just get these, they should make you feel better.

Dude! I suggested that earlier! Good call! Those are impressive balls indeed. Perhaps it’s an illusion. Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is. Either way, it’s a nice set! [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls. Ugh.

Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should! Banana

By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

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Jags · 08-04-2021, 07:54 PM

(08-04-2021, 07:42 PM)I’m MarleyJag Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 07:24 PM)Jags Wrote: Dude! I suggested that earlier! Good call! Those are impressive balls indeed. Perhaps it’s an illusion. Like when advertisements sell safes or fridges and have a 90 lb female at 4’11 in the photo showing just how big it is. Either way, it’s a nice set! [BLEEP], just talking about Miatas has me admiring a set of balls. Ugh.

Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should! By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

**MarleyJag** · 08-04-2021, 08:19 PM

(08-04-2021, 07:54 PM)Jags Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 07:42 PM)I’m MarleyJag Wrote: Admire them at your leisure, just like any self-respecting Manly Man should! By the way, I don't think that's a 90 lb female.

I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

I should have properly said: I don't think that woman is 90 lbs. But I hear ya bro.

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Jags · 08-04-2021, 08:20 PM

(08-04-2021, 08:19 PM)MarleyJag Wrote:
(08-04-2021, 07:54 PM)Jags Wrote: I completely agree with you, I don’t think it’s safe these days to assume she is a woman either. But yes, nice set of balls, that we all can agree upon.

I should have properly said: I don't think that woman is 90 lbs. But I hear ya bro.

Oh, I know exactly what you meant. I wasn’t going to let you off that easy. Smile

**DragonFury** · 08-05-2021, 03:38 PM

No. Done.

Hard_Eight · 08-05-2021, 05:36 PM

And don't forget the folks that made Monster Miatas back in the day.

Ford 5.0 and drivetrain from a mustang or old cougar.

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**Bchbunnie4** · 08-05-2021, 07:37 PM

(08-05-2021, 03:38 PM)DragonFury Wrote: No. Done.

Omg! Where the hell have you been?

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Jags · 08-05-2021, 08:05 PM

(08-05-2021, 07:37 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(08-05-2021, 03:38 PM)DragonFury Wrote: No. Done.

Omg! Where the hell have you been?

Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

**Bchbunnie4** · 08-05-2021, 09:34 PM

(08-05-2021, 08:05 PM)Jags Wrote:
(08-05-2021, 07:37 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Omg! Where the hell have you been?

Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

So you were in a coma? Laughing

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Jags · 08-05-2021, 09:44 PM

(08-05-2021, 09:34 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(08-05-2021, 08:05 PM)Jags Wrote: Driving the countryside in a Miata with a hot Asian chick.

So you were in a coma?

If I was a hot Asian chick, I sure as hell wouldn’t be spending time on this board. I’d be playing with myself any chance I got, lol. And I sure as hell wouldn’t be hanging out with some guy in a Miata

WingerDinger · 08-06-2021, 09:46 AM

Is it just a coincidence that a clog happy fool appears out of nowhere and all of a sudden, asain chicks are a topic again?

Hard_Eight · 08-06-2021, 11:26 AM

Just watch for those light poles!

**Bchbunnie4** · 08-06-2021, 11:52 AM

(08-06-2021, 11:26 AM)Hard_Eight Wrote: Just watch for those light poles!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???