I'm shocked none of the media outlets have secured an exclusive interview with the girl. Or, could she be getting paid more for her silence to not do a paid media interview.

Or the image of her being the instigator doesn’t fit the current socio/political narrative.

I believe they both equally "wanted" what they were doing. Even when "some" people say he was blocking her, I think his hands were much more forward than that. Shoulders forward, arms forward. Could have simply closed his knees.

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Or the image of her being the instigator doesn’t fit the current socio/political narrative.

I believe they both equally "wanted" what they were doing. Even when "some" people say he was blocking her, I think his hands were much more forward than that. Shoulders forward, arms forward. Could have simply closed his knees.

Most likely, but since she was a willing participant, the media can't really make any more of a story out of it than what was shown. Now if Urbs was grinding, not only is that a picture no one wants inside their head, she would be the star lineup on all the major news outlets.

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I'm shocked none of the media outlets have secured an exclusive interview with the girl. Or, could she be getting paid more for her silence to not do a paid media interview.

Or the image of her being the instigator doesn’t fit the current socio/political narrative.

Does it matter if she instigated it? It's not like he "used his arm to block his crotch" or anything to refuse her.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I believe they both equally "wanted" what they were doing. Even when "some" people say he was blocking her, I think his hands were much more forward than that. Shoulders forward, arms forward. Could have simply closed his knees.

Most likely, but since she was a willing participant, the media can't really make any more of a story out of it than what was shown. Now if Urbs was grinding, not only is that a picture no one wants inside their head, she would be the star lineup on all the major news outlets.

Grinding is an acceptable dance form.

Trying to over-the-jeans finger a chick isn't a dance. It's just trying to get laid.

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Or the image of her being the instigator doesn’t fit the current socio/political narrative.

Does it matter if she instigated it? It's not like he "used his arm to block his crotch" or anything to refuse her.

It was in response to the musing as to why she wasn't being interviewed.

Don't worry, FSG, I got ya! I can feel the burn of your righteous indignation through the wires.

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Most likely, but since she was a willing participant, the media can't really make any more of a story out of it than what was shown. Now if Urbs was grinding, not only is that a picture no one wants inside their head, she would be the star lineup on all the major news outlets.

Grinding is an acceptable dance form.

Trying to over-the-jeans finger a chick isn't a dance. It's just trying to get laid.

Whatever keeps your sanctimony stoked.

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Does it matter if she instigated it? It's not like he "used his arm to block his crotch" or anything to refuse her.

It was in response to the musing as to why she wasn't being interviewed.

Don't worry, FSG, I got ya! I can feel the burn of your righteous indignation through the wires.

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Grinding is an acceptable dance form.

Trying to over-the-jeans finger a chick isn't a dance. It's just trying to get laid.

Whatever keeps your sanctimony stoked.

Don't worry, we'll have another 14 point loss Sunday to enjoy. Like CBSSports said yesterday, all the self inflicted wounds make you think the team might be distracted. Whatever could do such a thing? Fortunately after we lose in London this week we can start Urban Meyer Termination Watch thread to change the subject.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Most likely, but since she was a willing participant, the media can't really make any more of a story out of it than what was shown. Now if Urbs was grinding, not only is that a picture no one wants inside their head, she would be the star lineup on all the major news outlets.

Grinding is an acceptable lap dance form.

Trying to over-the-jeans finger a chick isn't a dance. It's just trying to get laid.

Fixed it for you.

Grinding on someone’s leg is also an attempt to get laid. Guess what, chicks like to get laid too.

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Or the image of her being the instigator doesn’t fit the current socio/political narrative.

I believe they both equally "wanted" what they were doing. Even when "some" people say he was blocking her, I think his hands were much more forward than that. Shoulders forward, arms forward. Could have simply closed his knees.

I think he was blocking view of the wood he was popping. How many guys can stay flaccid when a girl is all over them?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

Better keep Urbs away from your family.  He’ll have a handful of all three.

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Grinding is an acceptable lap dance form.

Trying to over-the-jeans finger a chick isn't a dance. It's just trying to get laid.

Fixed it for you.

Grinding on someone’s leg is also an attempt to get laid. Guess what, chicks like to get laid too.

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I believe they both equally "wanted" what they were doing. Even when "some" people say he was blocking her, I think his hands were much more forward than that. Shoulders forward, arms forward. Could have simply closed his knees.

I think he was blocking view of the wood he was popping. How many guys can stay flaccid when a girl is all over them?

I guess in Ohio there ain't much to choose from if that's what she wanted. He a tiny lil man.

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Fixed it for you.

Grinding on someone’s leg is also an attempt to get laid. Guess what, chicks like to get laid too.

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I think he was blocking view of the wood he was popping. How many guys can stay flaccid when a girl is all over them?

I guess in Ohio there ain't much to choose from if that's what she wanted. He a tiny lil man.

Not in the wallet

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

Same to you bro!

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Check out the Jag's Forum Alternative: Duval Football Fans.

The man can get all the lap dances he wants, he's an adult and it's his own business.. The problem here is that he's leaving this team severely under-coached and mishandled.

Agreed.  I do not hear who he is banging. I care about the Job on the field and it has been bad.

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

Just Shut up.  You are not the Morale police.  This is a sport where guys beat each other up constantly.  Think I care about some young hotty grinding on Urban.  Some younger girls like older guys.  It's not for you or I to judge.

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Monica Lewinsky and many other women these past ten years or so would disagree. Maybe not "assault", but it's definitely viewed as more repugnant now.

Monica Lewinsky was an intern in the White House…Clinton was literally her boss. That’s a huge difference.

It’s interesting that no one is claiming she sexually assaulted him by grinding in his lap. If grabbing her butt is assault, then her rubbing that butt all over him should be equally classified as assault.

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And Tiger Woods wasn't the Perkins waitress' boss either, but like she said there's enormous pressure when you're trying to say no to the most powerful person you've ever known.

There was nothing about the woman giving Urbs a lap dance in public that shows she was trying to say no to anything.

I don’t think it was assault but I think that times have definitely change as to what kind of actions and relationships are ok even if “consensual” and with both parties legally of age. Not passing judgement just observing out loud p

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It was only wrong because 1 he is married and 2 because he didn't fly back with the team.

Oh and she was 24, she is not a kid and she was fully aware of what she was doing.

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I am a fan, not a cheerleader.

Will this thread reach epic Tebow proportions?

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

I really hope you stop posting. But hope in one hand and [BLEEP] in the other and see which fills up faster

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

Same to you bro!

Yeah there's plenty of people on here probably shouldn't procreate.... But it's one of the few things our government doesn't regulate go figure lol

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The man can get all the lap dances he wants, he's an adult and it's his own business.. The problem here is that he's leaving this team severely under-coached and mishandled.

Agreed.  I do not hear who he is banging. I care about the Job on the field and it has been bad.

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

Just Shut up.  You are not the Morale police.  This is a sport where guys beat each other up constantly.  Think I care about some young hotty grinding on Urban.  Some younger girls like older guys.  It's not for you or I to judge.

I’m thinking he was making a funny.  Hence the repetition  of the word “handful”.  Did you not see the footage of Urbs with a handful of that saweet [BLEEP]?

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I will say again, I really hope a handful of y'all aren't married.

I really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have kids.

I really, really, really hope a handful of y'all don't have daughters.

I really hope you stop posting. But hope in one hand and [BLEEP] in the other and see which fills up faster

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hope in one hand and a sweet wang dang poontang in the other. You’re sounding a little wierd. Hes a dude.  A rich dude.  A rich and well known dude.  If you had a sweet piece of [BLEEP] grinding on your [BLEEP] that was half your age, would you really push it away? I’m not saying have sex with it, but in the bar would you tell her to stop the buzzkill? [BLEEP] no bro.

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Fixed it for you.

Grinding on someone’s leg is also an attempt to get laid. Guess what, chicks like to get laid too.

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I think he was blocking view of the wood he was popping. How many guys can stay flaccid when a girl is all over them?

I guess in Ohio there ain't much to choose from if that's what she wanted. He a tiny lil man.

With a big bank account.

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It was only wrong because 1 he is married and 2 because he didn't fly back with the team.

Oh and she was 24, she is not a kid and she was fully aware of what she was doing.

So much this^

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

One thing for sure...
She knew who he was...
She knew he was married...
and She knew exactly what she was doing.

Old news now...gruden is this weeks news

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