I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  Today was prep day.  I won’t say any more.

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I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  Today was prep day.  I won’t say any more.

Better inform the Tydy Bowl man so he can baton down the hatches........ Don't want him to sink now do you?????? 

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I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  Today was prep day.  I won’t say any more.

Time to get the scope ready.

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I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  Today was prep day.  I won’t say any more.

Do a prep day for colon surgery then we'll talk. That was some.....ick. And we were prepping for Hurricane Florence. To say I wasn't much help is an understatement. 

I hope it wasn't too bad for you.

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Happy Birthday to Omaha's Number 1JAGSFAN. Creator of the Ponce De Leon Cup and eminent subtle satirist.

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He was a young guy too.  His time was almost cut in half.

I ‘saw’ that.

It's hard to believe the company has such a serious malfunction.  Their equipment was all cutting-edge.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

In my younger days I would have done this…maybe.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3piZKyS4pkE?s...m9RRcHHCS2

I’m in love.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2pekNKgR-J0?s...FvJxA0S9UM

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Been trying to get this backup HP ProBook set up all day. My Dell laptop took a huge dump on me yesterday so there is really no choice in the matter. I've been using Dell systems almost exclusively for about 25 years now without a problem, however, for some reason, Dell Systems have been nothing but one HUGE headache for me the last 2 years or so. The reason I say "set up", is because I have a habit of when "retiring" a system, I'll either remove the HDD, or wipe it clean, in this case, I wiped it clean so, setting up from scratch......... Yeah, it's a pain in the [BLEEP] but....... You gotta do what you gotta do.........


I told the Judge that I was NOT Drinking while driving, that the cop had a grudge against me..... I was only taking a drink at stop signs and red lights so I was not drinking and driving. Technically, it's the truth....... LOL


Advice of the Day! -"Always wash your hands after handling money. You don't know what part of a stripper or lawyer it may have touched."

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In my younger days I would have done this…maybe.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3piZKyS4pkE?s...m9RRcHHCS2

I’m in love.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2pekNKgR-J0?s...FvJxA0S9UM

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Been trying to get this backup HP ProBook set up all day. My Dell laptop took a huge dump on me yesterday so there is really no choice in the matter. I've been using Dell systems almost exclusively for about 25 years now without a problem, however, for some reason, Dell Systems have been nothing but one HUGE headache for me the last 2 years or so. The reason I say "set up", is because I have a habit of when "retiring" a system, I'll either remove the HDD, or wipe it clean, in this case, I wiped it clean so, setting up from scratch......... Yeah, it's a pain in the [BLEEP] but....... You gotta do what you gotta do.........


I told the Judge that I was NOT Drinking while driving, that the cop had a grudge against me..... I was only taking a drink at stop signs and red lights so I was not drinking and driving. Technically, it's the truth....... LOL


Advice of the Day! -"Always wash your hands after handling money. You don't know what part of a stripper or lawyer it may have touched."

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I just started reading the latest novel from one of my favorite authors, John Sanford. He has written 30+ books in the 'Prey' series with his main character, Lucas Davenport, rising from Minnesota cop to now being in the Marshall service. This one is titled, Toxic Prey.


The new book's theme is interesting. It's about a scientist who decides he needs to rid Earth of most of the population (because we're killing it) by somehow merging the Marburg virus (the nastier cousin of ebola) with the measles virus and unleashing it. Marburg by itself is relatively easy to contain if it's caught in time but measles is like a wild land fire. Hella hard to contain much less put out. Even Covid isn't as transmissible as measles according to the storyline.


I'm not far enough into it to say what is happening for sure. Law enforcement has just realized something worse than Covid is about to happen so they're looking for the guy. Meanwhile the guy is at someone's house experimenting on people with this merged virus to see how they react.


It's insane that these kinds of things can happen or be thought to even try. It makes me think of my answer to NYCs question about why would China purposely unleash Covid on the world's population. My answer was- because they wanted to see how society would react. There are lunatics roaming the planet who genuinely wish to do harm on people and in ways that we've already lived through as well as scenarios we can't even imagine.


That freaks me out more than pretty much anything else. Forget Russia and North Korea. I worry about the quiet ones. Covid killed a lot of people. Can you imagine what a virus like the one in this book would do?

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This is why I'm a DIY guy....... I know what a tech manual is........... Even when I was building my own engines for my Chevelle, I would sometimes need to look up the specs......

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I have nothing to do with social media, however, I get the Stanley cup reference in this commercial. But what's up with the grammatical butchery at the end? Is that common with "influencers"? 

https://youtu.be/WDcPBIC8P2o?si=8emlOH5-Bpt9vDUj

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Happy Birthday to Omaha's Number 1JAGSFAN. Creator of the Ponce De Leon Cup and eminent subtle satirist.

wait, satire?
IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

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Funny looking piece of thinly air dried beef I pulled out of my bag for lunch today.

Sent from my SM-S906U using Tapatalk

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

From the Game Show The Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: "Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?" Paul Lynde: "Full speed ahead!"

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Not only does Lucas Oil Stadium have the best pools in the division, their pools are better than any other NFL stadium.

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Floridabear.

https://youtube.com/shorts/z710U_f9eoI?s...NTcOhfiQqb

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Floridabear.

https://youtube.com/shorts/z710U_f9eoI?s...NTcOhfiQqb

Good for the bear!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

“I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an ‘orange,’ then why don't we call a banana a ‘yellow’ or an apple a ‘red’? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me?”

JIM IGNATOWSKI

A Philosophers Philosopher......

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