Where to start..... To say that I am NOT a happy camper this morning would be the understatement of the century. So, I ordered something I need off of Amazon to be delivered to my current address. In the delivery instructions I clearly stated that the delivery should not be before 8:30am since that's when the office opens. So, I check my email this morning and the 1st one I see is from Amazon. It stated that the delivery could not be completed..... Why you ask? Because the driver attempted to deliver my order at 7:30 AM, a full hour before the office opened. This is not the 1st issue I've had with their drivers, when I lived at my previous address, even though the buildings in the complex were CLEARLY marked A,B,C,D, etc, my items were very often delivered to the WRONG BUILDING!, right apt number but, THE WRONG BUILDING! Now, does Amazon really expect me to keep buying from their site if the drivers that they hire are complete morons in my area? They need to give their hires a reading test and then a reading comprehension test so the orders they deliver get to the right place at the desired time. End of rant.......

we had a pickup kiosk near our home, maybe that can be an option for you?

Sorry you had to deal with that. The last apartment we lived at would sign for our packages but never told us they received anything. My mom reported so many packages lost or stolen before we finally mentioned something and they brought out like 10 boxes, the fools.

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Where to start..... To say that I am NOT a happy camper this morning would be the understatement of the century. So, I ordered something I need off of Amazon to be delivered to my current address. In the delivery instructions I clearly stated that the delivery should not be before 8:30am since that's when the office opens. So, I check my email this morning and the 1st one I see is from Amazon. It stated that the delivery could not be completed..... Why you ask? Because the driver attempted to deliver my order at 7:30 AM, a full hour before the office opened. This is not the 1st issue I've had with their drivers, when I lived at my previous address, even though the buildings in the complex were CLEARLY marked A,B,C,D, etc, my items were very often delivered to the WRONG BUILDING!, right apt number but, THE WRONG BUILDING! Now, does Amazon really expect me to keep buying from their site if the drivers that they hire are complete morons in my area? They need to give their hires a reading test and then a reading comprehension test so the orders they deliver get to the right place at the desired time. End of rant.......

Sucks that happens. Happened to us plenty of times. I had a problem like that a few weeks ago. I ordered 5 pounds of bromine tabs and new filters for our hot tub, total amount of the purchase was close to $150.. On the day of delivery, my Amazon app said that my order was delivered on my front porch, but this time, no photo was included with delivery (usually they send a photo of your delivery to your account).. Never received one, but still said it was delivered. Nothing there.. So I called Amazon and they told me to give it 24 hours because sometimes the app says "Delivered" when it's technically on it's way. So I waited 24 hours, nothing. Called Amazon back and they filed it as "Lost" and ordered me a replacement on my whole order. My replacement order was delivered the very next day (with photo of delivery) to my home. 

A few days later, the wife and I come home from shopping and there's a box on our front porch. It was the order that was lost, someone delivered it. Still, no photo with this delivery, no notification that it was delivered, nothing. So I called Amazon again because I wanted to send that order back since I got my replacement. They told me that my order was fulfilled and my Lost Item ticket was signed off on as "Completed".. So I ended up with a nice little BOGO on Bromine tabs and filters lolol

I had every right to complain, but I also got $150 worth of hot tub goods for free!!

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Anyone in the medical field here? Here's a GREAT joke to play on the "Cherries" (interns) in the field when they first get hired......

I’m a nurse and used to work in hospitals. We had little biohazard bags that we would use to send tubes of blood and other assorted bodily fluids to the lab for tests. I had a fellow nurse who would blow a bag full of air and label it “fart sample”, then give it to an unsuspecting unit secretary. One poor secretary failed to find any fart test orders in the computer and asked us how to enter it in ?.

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Anyone in the medical field here? Here's a GREAT joke to play on the "Cherries" (interns)  in the field when they first get hired......

I’m a nurse and used to work in hospitals. We had little biohazard bags that we would use to send tubes of blood and other assorted bodily fluids to the lab for tests. I had a fellow nurse who would blow a bag full of air and label it “fart sample”, then give it to an unsuspecting unit secretary. One poor secretary failed to find any fart test orders in the computer and asked us how to enter it in ?.

fart samples go in cloud storage, everyone knows that.

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Insurance agent on phone: “Yeah, right. What really happened?”

https://youtube.com/shorts/uf6_ZivfXRE?s...uGXw5pEgnP

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Insurance agent on phone: “Yeah, right. What really happened?”

https://youtube.com/shorts/uf6_ZivfXRE?s...uGXw5pEgnP

Same thing the boss to the person in the car was saying when they were late for work!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Checking my email this morning, found this in my junk mail folder.......

Your ATM Card of $3 million USD has been approved and was deposited with UNITED UPS COURIER COMPANY this morning for registration and we agreed up that the delivery of Your  $3 Millions USD ATM Package will take off tomorrow morning .So contact with your full info where your ATM card will be delivered to, Full name--------- (Country of origin------- Your Current delivery address
Your phone number------
 ( Nearest Airport __ Urgent get back to us today with your full address where your ATM card will be delivered to because i will not be in the office next week: The amount in your Card is $3 Million and your Pin code is (0085) the package will be released  as soon as you contact us, Regards
 Mr. Charles Williams.


Sorry part is.... there are some people in this world stupid enough to fall for BS like this.........

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The skins have all the vitamins and minerals..

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Being able to watch a spacecraft burn through the atmosphere is another innovation SpaceX has produced. The glow around these craft - traveling Mach 25 - are produced by the atmosphere being so violently compressed it turns into plasma. Plasma consists of atoms temporarily deconstructed. Electrons are being stripped away from the nucleus, which produces not only a heat glow, but intense ionization which causes severe radio interference. That is why communication is briefly lost with returning spacecraft carrying astronauts. SpaceX overcame this obstacle by radiating radio frequency signals upward to their Starlink constellation and then relaying the signal downward from there. The result is high-definition video of spacecraft reentering the atmosphere in real time. Something we've never been able to see before. Just incredible. 

What's so amazing is even though this flap was burning through, it was still able to function all the way to the ocean surface. 

https://youtu.be/CrkYmUoOMOQ?si=iVuZ6DLlPno8rKM-

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WTH?? Seriously, WTH?

https://youtube.com/shorts/550LqYWrRSU?s...eyd3Co5sHA

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WTH?? Seriously, WTH?

https://youtube.com/shorts/550LqYWrRSU?s...eyd3Co5sHA

All that dude had to do was stop for a quick second to scratch his [BLEEP] before ge entered the store and he'd be dead..

Crazy [BLEEP], dude..

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I wish I could figure out what the hell I've eaten in the last few days to make me as bloated as I'm am...... I've probably passed (farted) enough gas in the last 36 hours or so to float the Hindenburg.........

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Perfect timing.

https://youtube.com/shorts/KJPpRNcjSVk?s...FHi3hqSXW0

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WTH?? Seriously, WTH?

https://youtube.com/shorts/550LqYWrRSU?s...eyd3Co5sHA

Just goes to show when it's your time to go, it's your time to go. When it's not your time, it's not.

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WTH?? Seriously, WTH?

https://youtube.com/shorts/550LqYWrRSU?s...eyd3Co5sHA

Just goes to show when it's your time to go, it's your time to go. When it's not your time, it's not.

Of all the things that can kill us, it's just so bizarre.

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WTH?? Seriously, WTH?

https://youtube.com/shorts/550LqYWrRSU?s...eyd3Co5sHA

Just goes to show when it's your time to go, it's your time to go. When it's not your time, it's not.

He was a young guy too.  His time was almost cut in half.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

The innocence of my childhood was just shattered........ LOL

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Just goes to show when it's your time to go, it's your time to go. When it's not your time, it's not.

He was a young guy too.  His time was almost cut in half.

I ‘saw’ that.

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Get down, momma!

https://youtube.com/shorts/KFuhUCHSijg?s...jdGk3iBFER

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