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110-Year-Old Woman Says Miller High Life Is the Secret to Eternal Life

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08-03-2015, 05:43 PM


110-Year-Old Woman Says Miller High Life Is the Secret to Eternal Life
 

Forget daily handfuls of almonds and blueberries -- the key to a long life is a healthy dose of the Champagne of Beers.

According to The Record, a 110-year-old New Jersey woman named Agnes Fenton, who celebrated her birthday last Saturday, chalks her long life up to the wonders of the Miller High Life.

 

http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/11...65&share=c

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08-03-2015, 06:55 PM

So The Miller Company should hook her up for giving them some great advertising. Maybe $10 worth of High Life. Thats like winning free beer for the rest of her life.


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08-03-2015, 07:05 PM

I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller?   Sick   I'll die an earlier death.



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08-03-2015, 07:11 PM

Quote:I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller?   Sick   I'll die an earlier death.
 

That's not living, it's extending your misery.
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08-03-2015, 10:08 PM

That [BLEEP] crazy!
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08-03-2015, 10:39 PM

Better eat a handful of almonds just to be safe.
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08-04-2015, 07:58 AM

Quote:I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller? Sick I'll die an earlier death.


Wha?! Miller is my favorite!
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08-04-2015, 09:33 AM

Livin' the High Life.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#9
08-04-2015, 09:59 AM

Of all the Macro beers

 

#1 PBR

#2 Miller High Life

#TheRest IsHorseUrine

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08-04-2015, 10:15 AM

On a hot day, The Girl in the Moon is a great beer.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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08-04-2015, 03:57 PM

Quote:Of all the Macro beers

 

#1 PBR

#2 Miller High Life

#TheRest IsHorseUrine


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08-04-2015, 05:12 PM

If my choices are drink Miller High Life daily and live to 110 or drink cyanide once and call it a day, I'll take the cyanide.

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08-04-2015, 05:26 PM

Party Pooper :teehee: :yes:

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08-04-2015, 06:18 PM

Quote:Wha?! Miller is my favorite!
 

It must be well preserved to get stocked in the bunker.   Wink


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