I really look up to you guys.

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Ok, ok, enough with the small talk...this is Kissel, I own a nice, big store...

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How embarrassing for the dude if he was....um... "showed up" by a dwarf.

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How embarrassing for the dude if he was....um... "showed up" by a dwarf.

 

Not only that, but nice picking by him....as his "wife" is a flat out tramp. (most family friendly thing I could post)

 

I mean....if she can't keep the door closed for even a midget...

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Hey pipe down in here. All the below the belt jokes are unnecessary. 

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Not only that, but nice picking by him....as his "wife" is a flat out tramp. (most family friendly thing I could post)

 

I mean....if she can't keep the door closed for even a midget...

 

Maybe the door was closed, the dwarf stripper just came in through the doggy door.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

Maybe the door was closed, the dwarf stripper just came in through the doggy door.

 

I wonder if it was taught to do that with positive reinforcement. Some tricks are hard to teach.

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I'll bet the encounter was short and to the point.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Very little to say here.

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How embarrassing for the dude if he was....um... "showed up" by a dwarf.

Well, to be fair to the dude, the dwarf did have a better view of the target.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I wonder if it was taught to do that with positive reinforcement. Some tricks are hard to teach.

Nah you wanted to do as little as possible since there's an issue of such short attention spans. So you go with Pavlov's method of classical conditioning and carry around a bell. 

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Nah you wanted to do as little as possible since there's an issue of such short attention spans. So you go with Pavlov's method of classical conditioning and carry around a bell.

This gave me a good idea. I'm gonna check ebay and see if I can buy a midget. I still have a crate for when I crate trained my dog, so it can get all the hand-me-downs.. That should save me some money. And I'm pretty sure they only eat peanuts, those are pretty cheap too.

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I think I found a place, but I'm not sure. I heard some horror stories about those Midget Mills, so I'm gonna check to see if it has papers too.

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What will you name it?

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What will you name it?

I was thinkin about either Stumpy or Arnold Dwarfinator.

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Arnold Dwarfinegger sounds better.. Bet it looks better when its printed out on its papers too

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Probably should neuter it. We don't need anymore of those things running around.

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Probably should neuter it. We don't need anymore of those things running around.

I have to find a coupon for that or something. Its an expensive procedure since midgets have the ability to change sexes due to a lack of partnership.

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Teach it to play baseball. It could lead MLB in base on balls.

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Maybe the door was closed, the dwarf stripper just came in through the doggy door.

Do you think the dwarf remembers where he buried his bone?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.