Bachelorette Party Ends With Woman Getting Pregnant By Dwarf Stripper

 

A newlywed bride had to confess to cheating on her husband with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism recently. The husband had no clue until the confession that his wife cheated on him. He thought throughout the pregnancy that the child was his

 

- See more at: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/b...kpkvh.dpuf

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Is this really a legit story?

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So she was only a little bit pregnant?

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Is this really a legit story?

 

 

As far as I know. The news site is a legit news site.


And google it, you'll find it on no less then 6 sites

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Poor kid. Can never go to a Jag game, with all that standing. Can never ride Space Mountain. Must stay out of bars due to people resting their beers on its head.

Then naming the poor thing, only 7 choices, Grumpy, Doc, ...


Then there's the visit to Dad...The Desolation of Smaug


Lastly, the groom. Beaten to the punch by a dwarf schwantzschtuker . Why? Hint. They called this dwarf tripod.

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Blakes Life Matters

Is this really a legit story?

If you had a chance to have sex with a little person wouldn't you?

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Sex with a midget? Gross.. Midgets are supposed to be used for tossing and reality TV..

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Not a Midget, a Drawf, there's a difference

 

 

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Dwarf_vs_Midget

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Tomato/Tamato

 

My point is, midgets are almost like mythical creatures. If you're lucky enough to catch one, you don't have sex with the damn thing. You put velcro on it and toss it at a wall or you stick it on some reality tv show on the discovery channel.. 

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No big deal.

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I thought this was how all pregnancies occurred.  

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I wonder if she gave him the news short and sweet. 

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Sex with a midget? Gross.. Midgets are supposed to be used for tossing and reality TV..

HEY little people have feelings too ya know? Don't be so small minded! 

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HEY little people have feelings too ya know? Don't be so small minded!

No they don't.. Stop telling fibs

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If you had a chance to have sex with a little person wouldn't you?

Reading that immediately made me think of Doug Stanhope.

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Is this really a legit story?

It is. It's making it's rounds around the interwebs.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
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; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

Still sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer...... :teehee: :yes:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

No they don't.. Stop telling fibs

Don't talk down to me. 

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Pics.

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Don't talk down to me. 

 

Just get in your velcro suit and hush, or no more peanuts..

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