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  • Offline Swaguars
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#141
10-20-2014, 04:15 PM

Baked Bortelays Potatoe Chips



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#142
10-20-2014, 04:42 PM

As someone earlier wrote, Seeing the "Bortles Combat" thing pop up on the jumbo tron when we're first down inside the 20 and have "Finish Them !" come across the sound system would be awesome!

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#143
10-20-2014, 05:04 PM

Quote:As someone earlier wrote, Seeing the "Bortles Combat" thing pop up on the jumbo tron when we're first down inside the 20 and have "Finish Them !" come across the sound system would be awesome!
 

That actually would be pretty cool, and clever and somewhat hip, ....so don't hold your breath...
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#144
10-20-2014, 05:29 PM (This post was last modified: 10-20-2014, 05:35 PM by Solid Snake.)

But can Bortles Kombat defeat the Dragon Master?

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#145
10-20-2014, 06:24 PM

Quote:Baked Bortelays Potatoe Chips

Lol


Hilarious...


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#146
10-21-2014, 09:26 AM

Quote:On 1st downs, they need to have Shang Tsung's voice say "Down 1... Fight!"    Also, when a TD pass is thrown or when Blake runs one into the endzone himself, Shang Tsung needs to say "Flawless Victory".  They could even throw this up on the jumbo tron:

 

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I'm kidding of course.
 

 

Dont kid. Thats a gret idea!!
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#147
10-21-2014, 09:28 AM

http://cover32.com/jaguars/wp-content/up...rtles1.jpg

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#148
10-21-2014, 10:20 AM

Quote:http://cover32.com/jaguars/wp-content/up...rtles1.jpg
 

I'm not sure what to think about this... :unsure:
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10-21-2014, 11:00 AM

Quote:I'm not sure what to think about this... :unsure:
 

 

I know right. Tight work! :thumbsup:  :thanks:
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#150
10-21-2014, 11:10 AM

Quote:I'm not sure what to think about this... :unsure:
 

I know, it should be sub-zero, not scorpion
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#151
10-21-2014, 11:14 AM

Quote:I know, it should be sub-zero, not scorpion
 

na, man.  It should be Kitana.
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10-21-2014, 11:21 AM

Quote:na, man.  It should be Kitana.
 

Eh...could be worse (gender aside)...you could've said Johnny Cage.  Sick
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10-21-2014, 11:24 AM

Quote:Eh...could be worse (gender aside)...you could've said Johnny Cage.  Sick
 

Thanks for the idea. Ill get on it right away.
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#154
10-21-2014, 11:34 AM

Quote:na, man.  It should be Kitana.
 

the girl?  com awn man

 
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10-21-2014, 11:54 AM

Quote:Thanks for the idea. Ill get on it right away.
 

Oh Lawd Hammercy, Jay. Don't do it!!!!  :yucky:
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#156
10-21-2014, 01:38 PM

How about Borta-Potty?

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#157
10-21-2014, 01:39 PM

Quote:That actually would be pretty cool, and clever and somewhat hip, ....so don't hold your breath...
It would be cool, something you'll never experience.

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#158
10-21-2014, 01:39 PM

Quote:How about Borta-Potty?
Just what we needed around here, another troll.

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#159
10-21-2014, 01:42 PM

Bortles Kombat and Shao Khan
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10-21-2014, 01:47 PM

Quote:Bortles Kombat and Shao Khan
 

I'm ashamed I didn't see that one coming...
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