Denard just wanted to have a wet dream.

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Some of the facts must have been submerged.

yeah unlike Skuta story something smells fishy here...

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I know Denard was just sitting there in the water, but what about the woman?  Was her head bobbing up and down?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Reporter- " Hey Denard, why did you drive into the lake?"

 

Denard- " Because "

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0XXmVts1y0

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

We can go on and on, with volumes of puns.

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His car was overheating and he was low on wiper fluid...pretty smart if you ask me.

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Have you seen my baseball?

We can go on and on, with volumes of puns.

we're just skimming the surface

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They say Dernard had a dream we went to the Super Bowl, and Gus had hair..

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I hope this little pebble does not cause ripples in his career.

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This thread makes me want to pee.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

You guys are just all washed up.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

His girlfriend asked him to sell her car.  When he drove into the pond he was just trying to liquidate the asset.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Apparently the police are re-reviewing the matter. My guess is it will all be water under the bridge before long.

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I still can't fathom it.

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"We believe in victory!"   - Gus Bradley
"I don't want to believe.  I want to know."   - Carl Sagan

I think, at a minimum,  the incident on its own warrants a drug test mandated by the league.

 

 

The report made no mention of alcohol or drugs, and none were found with them, so I'm doubting the league go there. As I understand it, the tests only become mandatory after a player is placed in stage one of the program, but there needs to be an alcohol or drug related incident to put a player in stage one (failing a random drug test counts as an incident). Failing a test while in stage one is what results in the four-game suspension, which is most likely what happened with Colvin.

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If they didn't test him within four days of the crash he's clean of wut made him sleep already so he might get lucky on shotty police work

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Im all for giving the benefit of the doubt to, but at some point there is a tad too much doubt. Unless they were both awake for 48 hours, I find it near impossible to believe that they drove into a pond and didn't notice nor care. Not to mention the whole not giving a crap and still not caring when he cop got there. All because they missed their bedtime?

 

Even if their story is 100% correct, they were both still high on stupidity that night.

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Just to re-cap...


 

Denard is out driving in his girlfriend's car, but with some other girl, around 4 am, and the two of them somehow end up "passed out cold." Denard fell asleep while driving and ultimately crashed the car into a pond after narrowly avoiding a head-on collision. Still, the cop at the scene said Denard did not look impaired and that he did not feel the need to do a sobriety test. 

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Makes me think they were on some prescription drugs.

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Makes me think they were on some prescription drugs.

Hoping it was just ambien or something similar.  Much stranger reports of one car accidents out there when people take ambien after drinking. 

 

I personally think D-Rob was probably giving his side-dish a ride home after a late night hanging at his or someone else's home.  Probably over indulged in <i>something. </i> But - it's all just blind speculation at this point and it seems he'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist.  Doesn't really bother me. No one was hurt besides his girlfriend's feelings and he probably got scared straight a little bit by the episode. 

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