Wear heels...duh

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Have you seen my baseball?

Or how much it costs to have a couple of inches of fabric taken off of something...

 

Well I figured you were at least 4 feet tall.

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Well I figured you were at least 4 feet tall.

Standing on a step stool maybe

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...and on her tip toes with her arms raised above her head.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Y'all can all kiss my butt!! I'm over five feet tall....barely.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Y'all can all kiss my butt!!

Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.

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Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.

 

It is awfully close to the ground. 

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It is awfully close to the ground.

Not THAT close... :verymad:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.

 

Most of us wouldn't be able to go "sideline-to-sideline" that far either.  If I'm going to kiss a butt, it's got to be at the hash mark, not in the center of the field.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Y'all can all kiss my butt!! I'm over five feet tall....barely.

$2 + tax

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Most of us wouldn't be able to go "sideline-to-sideline" that far either.  If I'm going to kiss a butt, it's got to be at the hash mark, not in the center of the field.

Can't go pro if you can't hit the honey hole. 

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Can't go pro if you can't hit the honey hole. 

 

It might not be honey coming out of the hole though.     :nuke:

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....

 

I think the wrong turn was actually around Atlanta.

 

My beard tickles.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....

Perfect response from a bunny.  

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Pfffft. Try buying a pair or 38/36 or 40/36 The stores around here either think you are short and fat or tall and skinny. Nowhere in between.

I'm 36/36 and have never seen that size in stores.

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Y'all can all kiss my butt!! I'm over five feet tall....barely.

I always wanted to be 5'7", the perfect female height, imo. I'm 5'4". 

 

Beards - they're definitely en vogue right now for sure. I like them. I think a well groomed beard looks great on a guy. If I were a dude, I would be growing all kinds of things. The options are amazing! 

 

On a side note, I do think men should shave their pits.  :yucky:

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I always wanted to be 5'7", the perfect female height, imo. I'm 5'4". 

 

Beards - they're definitely en vogue right now for sure. I like them. I think a well groomed beard looks great on a guy. If I were a dude, I would be growing all kinds of things. The options are amazing! 

 

On a side note, I do think men should shave their pits.  :yucky:

Say no to hamburger!

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On a side note, I do think men should shave their pits.  :yucky:

 

What?  Do you want to turn men into women?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

No.


Does that 1010xl commercial for lazer hair removal resonate with men anywhere? I'm not "embarrassed" by my masculinity. I grow hair on my body, big freaking deal.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato