Every thread glitter boy starts is intended to take another shot at the team.  That's what real fans do, right chihuahua?

 

Queue the emoticon filled response talking about how he's living in reality and the rest of us are but kissers.  It's the only thing he's got as he tries to dazzle everyone with his keen intellect.  And if you don't tell him he's smart, don't worry.  The diva will let everyone know he's smart because, well, that's what smart people have to do because others couldn't possibly recognize intellect without being told it exists.

 

The Eugene Monroe trade is just another example of how he's smarter than everyone else because he personally would have worked the phones to get a better deal once Baltimore came calling.  Of course, his manager at McDonalds won't allow him to have a phone anywhere near the deep fry bins, so he'd have to wait until he's on break, hunt down a pay phone, and hopefully have enough change that he swiped from the neighborhood fountain to call other teams to "cook up" a better deal than Caldwell got (for which he was widely praised by people who actually work in the business, and don't have a name tag pinned to their shirts.) in trade for Monroe.

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