Cutler: Probably the best option of those listed, but That just speaks of how bad the rest of these guys are. I'd rather draft a guy.  
Gabbert: The comedy option.
Moore: Probably the second best option of these.  Which says more about the other guys, than about Moore.
Smith: Not even if he agreed to pay us to let him play.  Can't believe I ever thought he'd be good.
Stanton: Just no.
Davis: Why?
Osweiller:  If we need a guy to throw interceptions, he'd be a better choice than Geno Smith.  But Bortles in his bad year is better still.
Anderson: Pretty sure a 7th round rookie would be able to hand the ball off just as well
Yates; Well he is pretty used to throwing to Jaguar players I guess... but NO!
Manuel: Better than some of these guys, but still terrible.
Webb: Pretty sure any rookie would be better
Sanchez: Wasn't even on a team last year.  I'd take Kaepernick over Sanchez if we want a guy who didn't play last year.
Weeden: He's bound to be AARP age by now.  Jokes aside, he hasn't played since 2015.
Mallet: TMD would be excited.  I'd be disappointed.
Clemmons: If we really need an interception thrower, Osweiller is still the better choice.
Tolzien: 2 career touchdowns.  9 Career interceptions.  Like I said, go Osweiller if you need a guy who can throw to the other team.

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